Only in the Movies – Kiss of the Spider Woman

Prologue

Spider Woman

Come and find me, hear my song

Let me hold you here where you belong…

Lips are waiting, pain will cease

Calm your anguish

I can bring you peace…

Prisoners

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Warden

Prisoner 16115, name: Valentin Arrequi Paz.

Age 27, suspect is key to terrorist groups. Prisoner

is currently being interrogated. We will break him,

I assure he will be broken. We have our ways.

Spider Woman

Sooner or later you’re certain to meet

In the bathroom, the parlor or even the street…

Warden

Prisoner 57884, name: Luis Alberto Molina.

Age 37, sexual offender. Arrested for corrupting a minor:

Male! Serving third year of eight year sentence…

Her Name Is Aurora

Molina

Aurora, help me…I need you…Come to me

like you always have…

Her name is Aurora and she is so beautiful

No man who has met her can even forget her

They’re madly in love, forever in love

I see her so clearly, I know her so well…

She steps to her glass now

All almonds and roses

She’s powered and pampered

The sight of her dark eyes

Igniting the screen…

Scorching the screen

Prisoners

Look at her radiance

See how she glows

Look at her silken cheeks

Pink as a rose

Tell us you secret ma’am

Tell us please do

What is this happiness shining from you?

Spider Woman

So…you want to know…

Why I’m aglow…Oh!

Last night

I went too see the gypsy

And oh the things she had to say

She told me I would meet a stranger

A lean, handsome hero

Who’d sweep in and sweep me away

I sat there trembling at the table

And smelled the incense in the air

Someday you’ll hear a cry, she told me

A sharp piercing sound and when you look around

The love of your life will be there!

I cannot tell you how you’ll meet him

Or when you’ll meet your love or where

But soon you’ll hear that cry, she told me

And you’ll look around…

Prisoners

You’ll look around!

Aurora

At that sharp piercing

Company

Sharp piercing

Sharp piercing

Sharp piercing

Sharp piercing…

Over the Wall I

Prisoners

There are big busted woman

Over the wall

Over the wall

There are big busted woman

Who bake on the beaches

With oil on their bellies

Over the wall

Over the wall

There is rum from the cane fields

Over the wall

Over the wall

There is sun on my taxi

And cakes in my oven

And fish in my netting

And grease in my barnyard

And big busted woman

Over the wall

Over the wall

Over the wall

And I wonder if I’ll ever see them again

Spider Woman

And the moon grows dimmer

At the tides low ebb

And your breath comes faster

And you’re aching to move

But you’re caught in the web…

Bluebloods

Molina

Do you know why they call royalty bluebloods?

Well, I do!

They call royalty bluebloods

Because their skin was so thin

That their veins showed through, blue!

There, that’s something I’ve taught you

No need to thank me!

Valentin

Go to hell!

Molina

Any more that you ever thanked me

For nursing you through those first few days

When they first threw you in here

Remember that?

Valentin, meet Molina, the resident queen!

Well, I suppose some people are always

The ungrateful kind, like you,

To name a few!

You, you, you, you, you!

Valentin

Will you please shut up!

Will you ever shut up?

Can’t you leave me alone?

There’s a side of this cell

That’s your own, with it’s own space

It’s own air…Stay there!

Dressing Them Up

Molina

Dressing them up

I love the dressing them up

The subtle tilt of a hat

Touches like that

Makes me the best of the lot

At dressing them up

I was the cream of the crop

The way I buckled the belt

Folded the felt

Helped me to get where I got

Before I got where I got!

I was the absolute top

For example:

Once I asked for a Balenciaga scarf

To stuff in a mannequin’s purse

They told me, no one on earth will see!

I answered, no one on earth but me!

I stood my ground as no other dresser does

And darling guess what? Balenciaga, it was!

Dressing them up,

I was the creme de la creme

As I adjusted each hem

I kept on dazzling them

At my particular store

Which was the best in the town

You’d never catch them wearing a frown

Or catch them dressing me down

For my finesse at dressing them up

Raise that skirt, just an inch or two

Add some rouge, just a pinch or two

Start the fan

No, much gustier

Stuff that gauze

Make her bustier

Ooh! That frock, too much red in it!

I would not be caught dead in it

Well, they start out like hell

But I make them sell by

Dressing them up

From earrings down to their boots

In evening dresses or suits

Unlike some second rate fruits

At other second rate stores

Which can’t compare to my own

You’ll never catch them wearin a frown

Or catch them dressing me down

For my finesse at dressing them up!

I had the touch…

Thank you very much!

I Draw the Line

Valentin

Will you please shut up

Will you ever shut up?

“Thank you very much!”

You’re making me sick

With that prissy whine

Watch me now, I draw a line

So you stick to your side

And I’ll stick to mine

Never, ever cross this line!

Molina

Fine! But the pot,

How about the pot?

Valentin

What about the pot?

Molina

It’s on your side

Valentin

So what?

Molina

So when I have to use the pot

I intend to use the pot

Valentin

So what, that’s an exception

Molina

Oh, Gracious one, thanks a lot!

Valentin

So don’t ever try to be

Don’t ever dream you’ll be

Don’t dare to think that you’ll

Ever be some fairy friend of mine

Cause no, no, no, no, no!

That’s where I draw the line

Molina

Fine!

Valentin

I draw the line

Molina

Fine!

Valentin

I draw the line

Molina

Fine!

Dear One

Mother

Dear one

No, I don’t think about you

Dear one

I do nicely without you

Dear one

Say that over and over

Keep repeating it as the days go by

Marta

Dear one

Nothing warm is denied me
Dear one

I don’t miss you inside me

 

Mother

Dear one

Dear one

Valentin
Dear one
I am through with crusading
Dear one
All my anger is fading

 

Marta

Dear one

 

Mother

Dear one

Marta and Mother

Dear one, say that over and over

Keep repeating it as the days go by

And someday you’ll believe the lie

Valentin and Marta

Dear one, say that over and over

Keep repeating it as the hours fly

Molina
Dear one
I don’t see you crocheting

 

Mother
No, I don’t think about you
I do nicely without you

Molina
Dear one
I can hear what
You’re saying

 

Marta
Nothing warm is denied me
I don’t miss you
Inside me

 

Valentin

Dear one

Mother and Valentin

Dear one

Molina and Mother
Say that over and over
Keep repeating it
Keep repeating it
As the hours fly

 

Valentin and Marta
Dear one
Say that over and over
Keep repeating it
As the hours fly

All

As the days go by

Valentin

And someday

Mother

Someday

Molina

Maybe

Marta

Maybe

You’ll believe

Mother, Molina and Valentin

You’ll believe

All

The lie…

Over the Wall II

Prisoners

Where’s the woman I call my wife?

Waiting for me to resume my life?

Guarding her ass with a kitchen knife?

Or screwing the janitor

Over the wall

Where is the friend in the photograph

Tender amigo who made me laugh

Splitting the shit with me, half and half

Is he taking good care of it?

Or stealing my share of it?

Over the wall

Molina

So I sit on my coat and my memory whirls

As I think of the boys dressing up like girls

Wearing too much mascara and phony pearls

Over the wall

Prisoners

Where are the children who bear my name?

Making a circle to play a game?

Do they say to the neighbors I’m not to blame?

Or spit at the thought of me?

Over the wall

Valentin

So I wait in my cell feeling half alive

Sharing food with a rat, maybe four or five

While the rats with the power can all survive

Over the wall

Valentin and Prisoners

Over the wall

Over the wall

Over the wall

Over the wall

Over the wall

Over the wall

Over the wall

Over the wall

Over the wall

Where You Are

Molina

When you feel you’ve gone to hell in a hand basket

And the world in which you dwell’s no paradise

Aurora

I’ve some counsel I can give

You need but ask it

I’m so very glad to share this good advice

You’ve got to learn how not to be

Where you are

The more you face reality, the more you scar

So close your eyes and you’ll become a movie star

Why must you stay where you are?

You’ve got to learn how not to see

What you’ve seen

The slice of hell you call your life

Is harsh and mean

So why not lie beside me on a movie screen

Why must you see what you’ve seen?

And if you find that you land in jail

A little fantasy will not fail

It’s just as simple as ABC

Come up here, play with me, play with me!

You’ve got to learn how not to do

What you’ve done

The pistol shot can’t kill if you unload the gun

So build a palace where you’re the shah

And we’ll embrace in that Shangri-La

If you run away, some matinee

From where you are

Aurora and Prisoners

You’ve got to learn how not to be

Where you are

The more you face reality, the more you scar

So close your eyes and you’ll become a movie star

Why must you stay where you are?

Aurora

So why not lie beside me on a movie screen

Why must you see what you’ve seen?

Aurora and Prisoners

And if you find that you land in jail

A little fantasy will not fail

It’s just as simple as ABC

Aurora

Come up here, play with me, play with me!

Aurora and Prisoners

You’ve got to learn how not to do

What you’ve done

The pistol shot can’t kill if you unload the gun

Aurora

So build a palace where you’re the shah

And we’ll embrace in that Shangri-La

If you run away, some matinee

From where you are

Aurora and Prisoners

And if you find that you land in jail

A little fantasy will not fail

It’s just as simple as ABC

Come up here, play with me, play with me!

Aurora

Turn off the lights and turn on your mind

And I can promise you you will find

You will like my plan, my sweetest fan,

My leading man

Anywhere you are!

Marta

Valentin

There’s a cobblestone street

And a little red door

And three flights up is Marta

Waiting there is Marta

Prisoners

Over the wall

Over the wall

Valentin

And I still can see us lying together

Talking, smoking, lying together

Helps me through

So I close my eyes

And I hear her step

And I know she’s come to hold me

So, my senses stir

Prisoners

Over the wall

Valentin

But it’s never ever her

It’s just a dream of her

Prisoners

Over the wall

Over the wall

Over the wall

Valentin

So I close my eyes

And I hear her step

And I know she’s come to hold me

So, my senses stir

Prisoners

Over the wall

Over the wall

Valentin

But it’s never ever her

It’s just a dream of her

Prisoners

And I wonder

If I’ll ever see them again

I Do Miracles

Aurora

I do miracles

Though the lash of the whip

Has caused your flesh to tear

I will place my lips on you everywhere

And I’ll do miracles

Blood

On your slender hips

Blood

Underneath your eyes

Blood

On your firm young thighs

Let me kiss it away

So that I can hear you say

That I do miracles

Though your breath racks your ribs

and you throb with pain

There’s a juice on my lips

For each purple stain

And my hair sweeps your chest

You can’t explain, though you will see

I do miracles in me

Marta

I do miracles

Aurora

I do miracles

Marta

As I cradle you close and caress each bruise

What I’ve come here to give,

You must not refuse!

Both

There is love in my touch that is yours to use

And if you chose, just breath my name

And I’ll be doing miracles

I do miracles

There are miracles in me…

Gabriel’s Letter / My First Woman

Gabriel

I’m sorry to hear they’ve taken you away

I’m sure you’re innocent

You’re such a good man

You must be innocent

And I’m sorry if I’ve never told youv

How grateful I am

For the movies, the talks, and the books

The gifts to my wife and newborn child

I am truly sorryv

And finally, I’m sorry for any pain I may have caused you

I know what you wanted of me

But I’m just not that way

What a strange thing to be sorry for

But that’s the way it is, isn’t it?

I’m sorry, simply sorry!

Valentin

My first woman, I remember my first woman

Back of a building

Me and my friends

A couple of pesosv

There on the gravel

Down on her knees

What did she look like?

Probably plain

Who can remember?

But to me she was the keeper of all mystery

Gabriel

And finally, I’m sorry

For any pain I may have caused you

Valentin

My first woman,

I remember my first woman

Gabriel

I know what you wanted of me

But I’m just not that way

Valentin

Back of a building

Me and my friends

A couple of pesos

Gabriel

I’m sorry

Valentin

There on the gravel

Gabriel

What a strange thing
To be sorry for
But that’s the way it is, isn’t it?

 

Valentin
Down on her knees
What did she look like?
Probably plain

Gabriel

I’m sorry,

Valentin

But to me she was the keeper of all mystery.

Gabriel

Simply sorry!

Your friend, Gabriel.

Morphine Tango

Orderlies (Prisoners)

Ooh…

First you take your arm and stick it out

Then you take a tube you twist about

Pull it tight until you find a nice blue vein

And ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Then you take two fingers, pat the skin,

Try the needle out, then stick it in

Any second now, you’ll feel no pain

Just ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Not bad, is it?

Dreams drift by

Loved ones visit as you lie there…

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,

Oooooooooooooooooohhhhhh…

You Could Never Shame Me

Molina

Am I dying mama?

Mother

Hooo! Listen to him! A good son doesn’t die before his mother.

You are going to see me off, thank you very much,
and I am going to be waiting for you with a good warm shawl.

Molina

I’m so sick, Mama!

Mother

A good son sees his poor old mother through her old age;
he doesn’t leave her for a tummy ache!

Molina

You’re not old…You’re still beautiful.

Mother

I bet you say that to all the girls!

Molina

There are no girls, Mama… I have brought you such shame!

Mother

No Luis, only if you did something cruel, or uncaring…

You could never shame me

There, I’ve told you so

Many things confuse me

But this I know

Let the neighbors gossip

At the mention of your name

You have never brought me shame

I know some mamas have roughnecks

Who never bring them joy

Thank God, you’re not that kind of boy!

I know that you’re different

I don’t really care

I would never change a hair

You like this Valentin, don’t you?

Molina

To him, I’m a silly window dresser.

That’s all I am to everyone but you!

Mother

Hoo! What nonsense!

Some other mamas have children

Whose secrets hurt them so

But you have no secrets, I already know

And…you could never shame me

Let me say out loud

I’ve a son, a loving son,

Who makes me proud…

A Visit / Morphine Tango

Spider Woman

Good evening, how’ve you been?

Molina

Go away, you know how I’ve been!

Spider Woman

I only want to talk, why are you afraid?

Molina

I’ve always been afraid of you!

Spider Woman

But why?

Molina

I don’t know.

Spider Woman

It will change

Someday you’ll recognize me

As your friend

Molina

No, never my friend, go away!

Spider Woman

But I am beautiful

Molina

Yes you are!

Spider Woman

And I am warm and kind and gentle,

Why don’t you like me?

Molina

I don’t know!

Spider Woman

Someday you will understand

I am your friend

Some day you will kiss me

Molina

Never, never, go away, go away!

Spider Woman

Someday you’ll give in

Of course you will, all men do

Yes, all men kiss me and you will too

You’ll part my lips and rest yours there

You’ll run your fingers to my hair

Your cries of pleasure

Will heat the cool night air

When you kiss me

And you will kiss me

But not now! Not yet! Not now!

Orderlies

Ooh…

Now that you have found this perfect place

Permanent delight lights up your face

Never mind the rhumba beat of sweet cocaine

Just change this morbid scene

Take some more morphine

And do ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,

The Morphine Tango

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,

Oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh!

She’s a Woman

Molina

She wears satin

Spanish lace

She feels wild chinchilla

Brush across her face

She’s lucky, she’s a woman…

She wears diamonds

Bright as stars

She has lovers open doors

To fancy cars

She’s lucky, so lucky, she’s a woman…

A perfume by Lanvin

To dab across her wrist

A secret, ribboned diary

Of all the men she’s kissed

So many men she’s kissed

Lilac waters bathe her skin

At the opera, ushers gasp

When she sweeps in

Gifts of chocolate, roses too

Hand delivered notes

Confessing “I love you!”

Milky lotions, scented creams

She’s the climax

Of your Technicolor dreams

How lucky can you be?

So lucky, you’ll agree

And I wish that she were me

That woman…

Gimme Love

Aurora’s men

Gimme love, Gimme love, Gimme kisses, Gimme love

Gimme love, Gimme kisses, Gimme love, love, love!

Gimme love, Gimme love, Gimme kisses, Gimme love

Gimme love, Gimme kisses, Gimme love, love, love!

Aurora

If there’s a war on, don’t bring me the news

Ask me to bull fights and I must refuse

But if you want to get my attention

Let’s make love!

Men

Gimme love, Gimme kisses, Gimme love

Gimme love, Gimme kisses, Gimme love!

Aurora

If there’s an earthquake I will not attend

Men

Gimme kisses, Gimme love!

Aurora

If there’s a plague don’t invite me my friend

Men

Gimme kisses, Gimme love, love, love!

Aurora

But if you want to

Keep me looking in your direction

Let’s make love!

Men

Gimme love, Gimme kisses, Gimme love

Gimme love, Gimme kisses, Gimme love, love, love!

Gimme love, Gimme love, Gimme kisses, Gimme love

Gimme love, Gimme kisses, Gimme love!

Aurora

It’s like giving to the needy

And I don’t mind being greedy.

Come on, Chico, please be speedy

And bring me what I long for…

If there’s a fire don’t bring me a hose!

Men

Gimme kisses, Gimme love!

Aurora

Call me a coward, that’s true, I suppose!

Men

Gimme love, love, kisses, Gimme love

Aurora

But all I want is beauty…

So…

Men

Gimme, Gimme, Gimme, Gimme
Gimme, Gimme, Gimme, Gimme
Gimme, Gimme, Gimme, Gimme
Gimme, Gimme, Gimme, Gimme

 

Aurora
Hugs
Squeezes
Lips
Kisses

Aurora

So let’s not make more trouble

Let’s make love!

Men
Gimme love
Gimme, Gimme love, love, love!
Gimme, Gimme, Gimme, love, love
Gimme love, love

 

Aurora
Kiss
Kiss
Kiss
Kiss, kiss!

Gimme, Gimme, Gimme, Gimme

Gimme, Gimme, Gimme, Gimme

Gimme, Gimme, Gimme, love!

Gimme love, Gimme love, Gimme kisses, Gimme love

Gimme love, Gimme kisses, Gimme love, love, love!

Gimme love, Gimme love, Gimme kisses, Gimme love

Gimme love, Gimme kisses, Gimme love, love, love!

Gimme…

Molina

Come with me…

Her name is Aurora

And she is so beautiful,

No man who has met her

Can ever forget her

They’re madly in love

Forever in love

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