Make Believe – Show Boat

17.At the Fair

(The Midway Plaisance at the Chicago World’s Fair, 1893. At rise an animated scene of VISITORS walking and looking on at the wonders described by several BARKERS who stand on platforms in front of their respective buildings and booths. The famous Ferris Wheel is seen in the background behind a building labelled: “World’s Congress of Beauty.” Also can be seen famous features of the 1893 fair: the MacMonnies fountain, Hagenback’s Arena, the Dahomey Village, the Streets of Cairo, etc.)

ALL

When we tell them about it all

They’re likely to doubt it all,

But why should we care

Just as long as we’ve been to the fair?

1st BARKER

Ho, ho! Your kind attention

Bestow!

BOYS

Let’s go near,

I can’t hear,

Shall we go?

GIRLS

I don’t know.

1st BARKER

The strongest little lady

Known to the world we’ll show.

CHORUS

He’s talking through his hat,

You bet,

I’m pretty sure of that.

1st BARKER

Come one and all,

Come up and feel the first of her!

CHORUS

Great Christopher!

1st BARKER

So just move along

And visit the queen of the strong.

Sixteen years of age!

CHORUS

If Sandow felt her hand how

He would stutter and mutter

And shiver and quiver with rage!

She’s sixteen years of age!

2nd BARKER

Hey! Hey!

What have we here, what have we here?

A marvelous display.

CHORUS

Say, they’re going to tell you

What they want to sell you

Now.

2nd BARKER

The beauties picked from all the world

In superfine array.

MEN

That’s one show we must see!

GIRLS

Are you taking me?

1st BARKER

Get tickets this way!

2nd BARKER

Just step up and pay!

1st BARKER

Just step this way.

Hey!

Right up this way.

Hey!

2nd BARKER

Not much to pay

For such display.

Come on this way

BOTH BARKERS

And you will say

In all Chicago this is the best show!

GIRLS

We’re in the face a great temptation,

In such a place to attempt flirtation,

I don’t really know!

BOYS

Won’t you let me take you in?

Do come!

The show will soon begin,

Do let me take you in!

(3rd BARKER appears in front of

“The Streets of Cairo” building)

3rd BARKER

Now for this special feature

I demand your close attention.

Step closer, gentlemen –

You notice “Ladies” I don’t mention!

GIRLS

Goodness gracious me,

Whatever can it be?

3rd BARKER

My story’s quickly told –

The world’s sensation

Now behold!

(LA BELLE FATIMA appears. She was the world’s first

“couchie-couchie” dancer. She does her famous

“belly dance.” There is a scramble among the

men to follow her into “The Streets of Cairo”

building, where she will further exhibit her

charms)

3rd BARKER

Gather ’round, boys. See La Belle

Fatima – greatest feature of the

World’s Fair. The only one

in her class, boys!

GIRLS

Hurry, hurry, let us run.

BOYS

What for? There’s nothing wrong.

She’s a princess,

From better folks than us, I guess.

GIRLS

You can stay, but I must run.

BOYS

All right! You always spoil my fun.

ALL

Belles and beaux

Dressed in the very latest style,

Here they come!

Goodness knows,

Aren’t they swell?

Well, I should smile!

Look, dear!

Look here!

Ain’t they gorgeous?

When the sports of gay Chicago

Pay a visit to the fair,

You can tell

Ev’ry swell

By his dashing air.

They do credit to Chicago

With their clothes all tailor-made.

All their country cousins gape and stare

When they see the dandies on parade.

(Now follows the parade of the Congress of Beauty. Tableau)

18.Why Do I Love You?

MAGNOLIA

I’m walking on the air, dear,

For life is fair, dear,

To lovers;

I’m in the seventh heaven

(There’s more than seven,

My heart discovers).

RAVENAL

In this sweet, improbable and unreal world,

Finding you has given me my ideal world.

MAGNOLIA

Why do I love you?

Why do you love me?

MAGNOLIA & RAVENAL

Why should there be two

Happy as we?

RAVENAL

Can you see

The why or wherefore

I should be

The one you care for?

MAGNOLIA

You’re a lucky boy,

I am lucky too.

MAGNOLIA & RAVENAL

All our dreams of joy

Seem to come true.

Maybe that’s because you love me,

Maybe that’s why I love you.

CHORUS

Why do I love you?

Why do you love me?

Why should there be two

Happy as we?

Can you see

The why or wherefore

I should be

The one you care for?

You’re a lucky boy,

I am lucky, too.

All our dreams of joy

Seem to come true.

Maybe that’s because you love me,

Maybe that’s why I love you.

RAVENAL

Darling, I have only

Just an hour to play.

MAGNOLIA

I am always lonely

When you go away.

CHORUS

Hours are not like years,

So dry your tears!

What a pair of lovebirds!

RAVENAL

My darling,

I’ll come home as early as I can,

Meanwhile be good and patient with your man.

Why do I love you?

MAGNOLIA

Why do you love me?

(RAVENAL exits)

CHORUS

Why should there be two

Happy as we?

Can you see

The why or wherefore

I should be

The one you care for?

You’re a lucky boy,

I am lucky, too.

All our dreams of joy,

Seem to come true.

Maybe that’s because you love me,

Maybe that’s why I love you!

(MAGNOLIA waltzes, then exits)

CHORUS

You’re a lucky boy!

I am lucky, too,

All our dreams of joy

Seem to come true.

Maybe that’s because you love me,

Maybe that’s why I love you!

(CAPTAIN ANDY and PARTHY enter)

ANDY

(to PARTHY)

Why do I love you?

Why do you love me?

Why should there be two

Happy as we?

Can you see

The why or wherefore

I should be

The one you care for?

I’m a lucky boy,

You are lucky, too.

All our dreams of joy

Seem to come true!

Maybe that’s because you love me,

Maybe that’s why I love you!

(ANDY dances, attempting to make PARTHY dance with him.

She sternly refuses. ANDY persists. Finally, a faint smile

flickering across her lips, she deigns to do a few little steps)

CHORUS

You’re a lucky boy!

I am lucky too!

All our dreams of joy

Seem to come true!

Maybe that’s because you love me,

Maybe that’s why I love you!

19.In Dahomey

(DAHOMEY VILLAGERS come out of the Village and come down stage.

The crowd moves upstage and onto the steps of the buildings)

MEN

Dyunga doe!

Dyunga doe!

Dyunga hungy ung gunga,

hungy ung gunga go!

Kyooga chek,

Kyooga chek,

Kyooga chek a chek uncha,

chek a chek uncha chek!

WOMEN

Daringa doo!

Daringa dey da!

MEN

Daringa doo!

Daringa dey da!

WOMEN

Dyunga hungy ung gunga,

hungy ung gunga go!

Dyunga hungy ung gunga,

hungy ung gunga go!

ALL DAHOMEYS

Hoo go ga doo!

Hoo go ga doo!

Hoha hoga toga toga

Yogo togo doo!

WHITE CHORUS

Don’t let us stay here,

For though they may play here,

They are acting vicious,

They might get malicious

And though I’m not fearful

I’ll not be a spearful,

So you better show me

The way from Dahomey!

DAHOMEYS

(chanting)

Ah ah! Ah ah!

Ah ah ah ah ah ah!

Ah ah! Ah ah!

Ah ah ah ah ah ah!

(The CROWD exits in fear)

DAHOMEYS

We’re glad to see them go!

We’re glad to see those white folks go!

We’ve had enough

Of all this stuff –

We wish we’d never come here

To join a Dahomey show!

In Dahomey –

Let the Africans stay

In Dahomey –

Gimme Avenue A

Back in old New York

Where yo’ knife and fork

Gently sink into juicy little chops

what’s made of pork!

We are wild folks

When de ballyhoos bawl,

But we’re mild folks

When we’re back in de Kraal,

‘Cause our home(our little home),

Our home ain’t in Dahomey at all!

Oh, take me back today to Avenue A!

(ZULU DANCE)

In Dahomey –

Let the Africans stay

In Dahomey –

Gimme Avenue A

Back in old New York

Where yo’ knife and fork

Gently sink into juicy little chops

what’s made of pork!

We are wild folks

When de ballyhoos bawl,

But we’re mild folks

When we’re back in de Kraal,

‘Cause our home (our little home),

Our home ain’t in Dahomey at all!

Oh, take me back today to Avenue A!

ACT TWO, SCENE THREE

20.Convent Scene

(St. Agatha’s Convent. Chicago, 1904)

NUNS

(off stage)

Alma Redemptoris Mater,

Alma Redemptoris Mater, etc.

Te Deum laudamus

Te Dominum confitemur.

(Convent girls cross the stage)

Te Deum laudamus

Te Dominum confitemur.

(RAVENAL enters slowly.

He looks around and then goes to a table, where the

MOTHER SUPERIOR motions him to sit)

MOTHER SUPERIOR

Your daughter’s class will be coming through next.

(MOTHER SUPERIOR exits. RAVENAL quite cheerfully

listens to the choir)

NUNS

(off stage)

Te Deum laudamus

Te Dominum confitemur.

Venerandum Tuum verum

Et Unicum Filium.

(MOTHER SUPERIOR re-enters)

Venerandum Tuum verum

Et Unicum Filium.

MOTHER SUPERIOR

Here they come.

(RAVENAL waits for KIM’s appearance with suppressed eagerness.

A procession of girls files in slowly from R. to L. KIM is on

the end of the line with a class of smaller children. RAVENAL

gives an involuntary start when he sees her)

RAVENAL

Kim!

KIM

Daddy!

(KIM hears hi, sees him, and rushes out of line. Suddenly

she realizes she has broken a rule, darts a quick look at

MOTHER SUPERIOR, who consent, and then continues her swift

course to RAVENAL’s waiting arms. He kneels to meet her,

hugs her tight and kisses her. Then he holds her from him

at arms’ length to get a good look at her)

KIM

Where’s Mummy?

RAVENAL

Mummy couldn’t come today.

Now listen, Kim, dear.

Daddy’s in a great hurry.

He must catch a train.

KIM

(disappointed)

Where are you going?

RAVENAL

Away – for a little while – on business.

I just had a few minutes to rush in and – see you.

KIM

Can’t I go with you?

RAVENAL

No, dear – not on this trip – but while I’m gone

I want you to think of me once in a while – will you?

KIM

Yes, I think of you all the time – and when I miss

you, I always do what you told me.

RAVENAL

What was that?

KIM

Don’t you remember? Make believe.

RAVENAL

(laughing)

Oh yes, that’s right. I gave you a

system for having anything you want.

21.Make Believe (Reprise)

(sings:)

Only make believe I’m near you,

Only make believe that you’re with me.

Girls and boys find it fun just pretending –

Couldn’t you?

Couldn’t I?

Couldn’t we?

And if I’m a little late coming back – you

just remember – and pretend I’ve never gone away –

Will you, sweetheart?

Best of all, make believe I love you –

For to tell the truth, I –

(He breaks down. He grabs her in his arms and kisses her.

MOTHER SUPERIOR coughs gently)

MOTHER SUPERIOR

Her class has gone in.

RAVENAL

(rising)

Goodbye, darling.

KIM

(lightly)

G’bye.

(She runs to join the other girls in line until he stops her)

RAVENAL

Kim, dear – tell mother I came in to see you, will you?

KIM

I will. Goodbye, Daddy!

(She starts to march off and throws him a kiss. He

returns it. He stands there looking longingly at her.

MOTHER SUPERIOR and KIM exit. RAVENAL takes his hat

and cane from the table and exits through door, R.)

[THE SCENE CHANGES]

ACT TWO, SCENE FOUR

(The rehearsal room of the Trocadero Night Club. About five

o’clock in the afternoon. At rise JIM in his shirt sleeves is

standing R. of piano, watching six GIRLS dancing C. His coat

is over the back of the chair at R. of piano. JAKE, a pale boy

with a cigarette in his mouth, bangs on a piano downstage L.

He is playing Sousa’s “Washington Post March” for the chorus

girls’ dance. They dance a laborious, effective and well-executed

dance designed for legitimate applause. A woman sits dejectedly

in a chair, R. This is JULIE, a hollow-cheeked woman -looking

older than she really is – with all the earmarks of one who is

down-and-out – marks which she has desperately and pathetically

tried to hide by overdressing, by making use of too many odds

and ends of finery, by a too-anxious application of rouge and

lipstick and by dyeing her hair a wretched red. She sits there,

oblivious to all that is going on around her. From time to time

she opens her handbag and takes out a pint flask – typical of

the bottled goods of the time – and furtively takes a drink.

The chorus girls finish their routine)

JIM

All right, Jake – call ’em at twelve –

JAKE

O.K., girls! Twelve o’clock tomorrer!

(The girls exit)

JIM

Ready, Julie? You’re next. I wanna hear that new song.

Got it all set?

JULIE

Leave me alone, Jim – I ain’t feelin’ so very good. Before

you know it I’ll be off on a tear an’ to hell with your show.

JIM

Oh, you ain’t feelin’ so good! Just you go off on a tear and

you’ll never get back in this place again. When I told you

that the last time, I meant it. You go out that door and

you don’t come back. Get me?

JULIE

All right, all right! I ain’t in no mood to listen to long

speeches. I’ll put your damn song over.

JIM

You better. I’m sick an’ tired o’ arguin’ with yuh! You get

that number over or you’re through. Come on now and see what

you can do – I gotta set this show!

JULIE

(rising from her chair)

All right, all right!

(She takes her position, ready to sing)

I’m ready Jake, whenever you are.

22.Bill

(JAKE pounds out the introduction on the piano)

JULIE

I used to dream that I would discover

The perfect lover someday.

I knew I’d recognize him if ever

He came ’round my way.

I always used to fancy then

He’d be one of the God-like kind of men

With a giant brain and a noble head

Like the heroes bold

In the books I’ve read.

But along came Bill

Who’s not the type at all,

You’d meet him on the street

And never notice him.

His form and face,

His manly grace

Are not the kind that you

Would find in a statue,

And I can’t explain,

It’s surely not his brain

That makes me thrill –

I love him because he’s wonderful,

Because he’s just my Bill.

He can’t play golf or tennis or polo,

Or sing a solo, or row.

He isn’t half as handsome

As dozens of men that I know.

He isn’t tall or straight or slim

And he dresses far worse than Ted or Jim.

And I can’t explain why he should be

Just the one, one man in the world for me.

He’s just my Bill an ordinary man,

He hasn’t got a thing that I can brag about.

And yet to be

Upon his knee

So comfy and roomy

Seems natural to me.

Oh, I can’t explain,

It’s surely not his brain

That makes me thrill –

I love him because he’s – I don’t know…

Because he’s just my Bill.

23.Magnolia’s Audition: Can’t Help Lovin’ Dat Man (Reprise)

(MAGNOLIA sits with her guitar across her knees, throws her head back,

closes her eyes and starts to sing “Can’t Help Lovin’ Dat Man.” At first

her voice falters, then she gets into it and sings it with fine feeling

and sincerity. JIM, JAKE and FRANK listen, spellbound. No-one moves an

inch. As MAGNOLIA sings, JULIE enters quietly up stage, passes behind the

piano, and recognizes MAGNOLIA. She takes a couple of steps up to her,

but directly behind her. She stands there during the song until the next to

last line, when she seems to arrive at a decision. She makes a shy, hesitant

little gesture, which is half throwing a kiss. She disappears quickly and

softly up stage. Nobody on stage has seen her. MAGNOLIA finishes the song)

MAGNOLIA

Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly,

I gotta love one man till I die,

Can’t help lovin’ dat man of mine.

Tell me he’s lazy, tell me he’s slow,

Tell me I’m crazy, maybe I know.

Can’t help lovin’ dat man of mine.

When he goes away, dat’s a rainy day,

And when he comes back dat day is fine,

De sun will shine!

He kin come home as late as kin be,

Home widout him ain’t no home to me,

Can’t help lovin’ dat man of mine!

(There is a pause)

FRANK

Whaddaya say, boss?

JIM

Lousy! What kind of a coon song do you call that?

(to MAGNOLIA)

You don’t sing bad – but that song –

MAGNOLIA

(her temper aroused)

That song is the most beautiful song I know. And if

you don’t like it, I’m sorry for you.

JIM

You’re sorry for me? Say!

FRANK

Say, Mr. Greene, this little girl ain’t so bad.

Can’t you use her?

JIM

I can’t afford to take chances on amachoors with a two thousand

dollar production. Now wait a minute, will ya, lemme think!

(He stands pondering the problem and running his fingers

through his hair. He looks MAGNOLIA over appraisingly)

Her poisenality is all right – if we could only teach

her some up-to date numbers.

JAKE

Well, that song she sang ain’t so bad, boss. Ya know,

we could trick that – like this –

(He plays and sings in ragtime tempo)

Da da da de dum dum dum

Dum dum dum de dum dum dum!

FRANK (eagerly)

Oh, you mean rag it!

JAKE

Yeah! ‘Course, we gotta change the words too, see, and then,

near the finish, put in a couple o’ gags, like this…

Dum dum dum de dum dum dum – catch line!

Dum dum dum de dum dum dum – ‘nother catch line!

See what I mean?

JIM

Say, that’s all right!

FRANK

Come on, Nolie, try it this way.

MAGNOLIA

(bewildered)

How do you mean?

FRANK

Follow Jake.

(JAKE and MAGNOLIA start the song together –

but he soon leaves her far behind)

JIM

(interrupting)

No – no!!! Rag it, he means.

FRANK

Rag it, honey, look…

(He sings to show her)

Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly,

Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly!

MAGNOLIA

(willing to try)

Oh, I know! Alright, go ahead.

(JAKE plays. As MAGNOLIA sings in ragtime, FRANK

starts to dance like mad)

FRANK

(dancing frantically)

What do you say, Boss, what do you say?

JIM

All right! FRANK

Does she get the job?

JIM

Sure!

FRANK

Great!

(FRANK falls to the stage dancing so fast and continues

twitching his head, body and legs with the music until

the curtain falls)

ACT TWO, SCENE SIX

24.Trocadero Opening Chorus

CHORUS

Let’s make the new year

Far from a blue year,

No need to think,

Just sing and drink good cheer!

Drown all your sorrow,

Live for tomorrow,

Just drift along

With wine and song,

Tonight no folly could be wrong,

So drink and be merry,

Here’s where we bury

All thought of gloom,

We have no room for killjoys!

New Year, we greet you,

Let us entreat you

To bring good luck, good cheer,

Good fortune to those

Who welcome you as we all do.

We have no room for thoughts of gloom,

Send them to an eternal doom!

For life keeps compelling us

And temptingly telling us

That youth can never last

As long as we’d like it to.

So we’re persuading you

To stop its evading you

And let it not slip past,

Try to hold to it fast.

Why should we remember December?

The old year’s done,

The happy new year has begun!

Just keep on dreaming and scheming

To make your life

A perfect round of wonderful fun!

Why should anyone be blue?

Life is full of things to do!

Let’s just be jolly in folly,

Supremely gay

To speed the old year away!

BASSES

New Year’s resolutions,

Dear old institutions,

E’er the dawn we make them,

In the morning break them.

Promises of virtue

Surely will not hurt you.

Whisper them discretely,

Earnestly and sweetly.

SOPRANOS, ALTOS & TENORS

Just tonight the whole world’s bright

With sheer delight.

ALL

Bright with sheer delight!

Let’s make the new year

Far from a blue year,

Just drift along with wine and song

And laughter!

Shout Happy New Year!

Happy day!

25.Appache Dance

(Danced by a specialty act, The Sidell Sisters)

26.Goodbye, My Lady Love

(Words & Music by Joseph E. Howard)

FRANK

So you’re going away

Because your heart has gone astray.

And you promised me

That you would always faithful be.

But if you must go,

Remember, dear, I love you so.

Sure as stars do shine,

You’ll think of when I called you mine.

FRANK & ELLIE

Goodbye, my lady love,

Farewell, my turtle dove,

You are the idol and darling of my heart,

But someday you will come back to me,

And love me tenderly,

So goodbye my lady love, goodbye!

(FRANK and ELLIE dance to the music of “At a Georgia Camp Meeting”)

(Music by Kerry Mills)

FRANK & ELLIE

Goodbye, my lady love,

Farewell, my turtle dove,

You are the idol and darling of my heart,

But someday you will come back to me,

And love me tenderly,

So goodbye my lady love, goodbye!

Goodbye, my lady love,

Farewell, my turtle dove,

You are the idol and darling of my heart,

But someday you will come back to me,

And love me tenderly,

So goodbye my lady love, goodbye!

27.After the Ball

(Words & Music by Charles K. Harris)

JIM

(taking the floor)

Ladies and gentlemen – I regret to announce that Miss Julie Wandell

is indisposed and cannot appear tonight.

(The crowd groans its disappointment)

Now wait, wait please. We are fortunate, however in obtaining the

services of Miss Magnolia Ravenal, who will sing for you an old

favorite.

(more groans)

DRUNK

(at nearby table)

Magnolia Ravenal – who the hell is she?

ANDY

(getting up and starting to take his coat off)

I’ll show you who the hell she is!

(MAGNOLIA enters and comes down stage. She starts to

sing rather timidly and is ill at ease)

MAGNOLIA

A little maiden

Climbed an old man’s knee,

Begged for a story,

“Do, Uncle, please.”

(CROWD murmurs)

ANDY

Quiet!

MAGNOLIA

Why are you single?

Why live alone?

ANDY

Quiet!

A MAN

Get the hook!

MAGNOLIA

Have you no babies?

Have you no home?

ANDY

Nola!

(She turns in the opposite direction to where he is

sitting, but is evidently trying to see who called her.

The CROWD grows noisier)

MAGNOLIA

I had a sweetheart,

Years, years ago,

ANDY

Nolie!

(She sees ANDY, and gains confidence)

MAGNOLIA

Where she is now, pet,

You will soon know.

(She has begun to sing quite well

and the CROWD grows quiet)

List to the story,

I’ll tell it all,

ANDY

Smile, Nola!

MAGNOLIA

I believed her faithless

After the ball.

After the ball is over,

After the break of morn,

After the dancers leaving,

After the stars are gone;

Many a heart is aching,

If you could read them all;

Many the hopes that have vanished

After the ball!

ANDY

Everybody!

ALL

After the ball is over,

After the break of morn,

After the dancers leaving,

After the stars are gone;

Many a heart is aching,

If you could read them all;

Many the hopes that have vanished

After the ball.

(Chimes ring midnight)

ANDY

Happy New Year!

(ANDY takes MAGNOLIA in his arms.

General merriment. Blackout)

ACT TWO, SCENE SEVEN

28.Ol’ Man River (Reprise)

(Street corner outside the office of the Natchez Democrat,

showing a bulletin: LINDBERGH ARRIVES IN MEXICO CITY- this

to denote the passage of time to 1927. JOE, now grey-haired

and old, is sitting on a box before the window and whittling)

JOE

Ol’ Man River,

Dat Ol’ Man River,

He mus’ know sumthin’

But don’t say nuthin’,

He jes’ keeps rollin’,

He keeps on rollin’ along.

He don’t plant taters,

He don’t plant cotton,

And dem dat plants ’em

Is soon forgotten,

But Ol’ Man River,

He jes’ keeps rollin’ along.

New things come,

‘N ol’ things go,

But all things look de same to Joe –

Wars go on,

And some folks die,

The rest forget

De reason why.

Ah keeps laughin’

Instead of cryin’,

Ah mus’ keep livin’

Until I’m dyin’,

But Ol’ Man River,

He jes’ keeps rollin’ along!

29.Hey, Feller!

QUEENIE

When you yen

For a gent,

Give him en-

Couragement,

Only den

Will he come to stay.

You must declare yourself,

Or you’ll be

On the shelf;

If you wait too long

He’ll get away.

Once you have picked your boy,

Waste no time in actin’ coy;

Leave no room for doubt,

Step up and speak right out:

“Hey, feller, I think you’re swell!

I took a look and den I fell!

Hey, feller! I’ve got to tell,

I can’t deny what you know well:

I’m longin’ to be baskin’

In your carressin’

Right now;

An if you’ll do the askin’,

I’ll do the yessin’

An’ how!

Say, feller! I must admit

That I suspect that you’ve got it.

Hey, feller! I’m yours to take,

So give a girl an even break!

An’ if you love her, tell her, tell her!

Hey, feller!

Hey! Hey!

(QUEENIE and the CHORUS sing and dance two more refrains)

“Hey, feller, I think you’re swell!

I took a look and den I fell!

Hey, feller! I’ve got to tell,

I can’t deny what you know well:

I’m longin’ to be baskin’

In your carressin’

Right now;

An if you’ll do the askin’,

I’ll do the yessin’

An’ how!

Say, feller! I must admit

That I suspect that you’ve got it.

Hey, feller! I’m yours to take,

So give a girl an even break!

An’ if you love her, tell her, tell her!

Hey, feller!

Hey! Hey!

Hey! Hey! Hey!

I’m longin’ to be baskin’

In your carressin’

Right now;

An if you’ll do the askin’,

I’ll do the yessin’

An’ how!

Say, feller! I must admit

That I suspect that you’ve got it.

Hey, feller! I’m yours to take,

So give a girl an even break!

An’ if you love her, tell her, tell her!

Hey, feller!

Hey! Hey!

ACT TWO, SCENE EIGHT

30.You Are Love (Reprise)

(The top deck of the “Cotton Blossom.” ANDY has left RAVENAL

alone on the top deck. RAVENAL, dreaming of the past, picks up

the dipper from the water barrel and speaks, as though to a vision)

RAVENAL

Is that you, Nola?

(sings:)

You taught me to see

One truth forever true –

You are Love,

Wonder of all the world,

Where you go with me

Heaven will always be.

(BLACKOUT)

ACT TWO, SCENE NINE

(The levee at Natchez in 1927, showing the modernized show boat

with electric lights, etc. There is a radio tower and a hydroplane

in the background. BOYS and GIRLS in evening dress are on stage

at rise)

31.Cotton Blossom (Reprise)

CHORUS

Cotton Blossom, Cotton Blossom,

Captain Andy’s floating show!

Thrills and laughter,

Concert after,

Get your girl and go!

32.It’s Getting Hotter in the North

KIM

Now

Up in the northern land

Wow!

They’ve started struttin’ and

How!

Soon as they hear a band

Ev’ry man’s daughter steps

To muddy water steps!

It’s gettin’ hotter in the north every day,

It’s not the temp’rature that’s makin’ it that way,

It’s ’cause they’re dancin’ all the time

The dances of a warmer clime.

If you want lovin’, gals, you must learn to shut;

They leave you cold unless you do nothin’ else but!

Up on the levees of Broadway

It’s getting hotter ev’ry day!

The levee shuffle of the south

Has traveled north by hoof and mouth,

Makin’ our feet slow down,

Doin’ those neat, low-down

Twistin’ and turnin’ steps,

Blazin’ and burnin’ steps!

If you want lovin’, gals, you must learn to strut;

They leave you cold unless you do nothin’ else but!

Up on the levees of Broadway,

It’s gettin’ hotter every day!

KIM & CHORUS

If you want lovin’, gals, you must learn to strut;

They leave you cold unless you do nothin’ else but!

Up on the levees of Broadway

It’s gettin’ hotter every day!

(KIM exits)

CHORUS

It’s gettin’ hotter in the north every day,

It’s not the temp’rature that’s makin’ it that way,

It’s ’cause they’re dancin’ all the time

The dances of a warmer clime.

If you want lovin’, gals, you must learn to shut;

They leave you cold unless you do nothin’ else but!

Up on the levees of Broadway

It’s getting hotter ev’ry day!

The levee shuffle of the south

Has traveled north by hoof and mouth,

Makin’ our feet slow down,

Doin’ those neat, low-down

Twistin’ and turnin’ steps,

Blazin’ and burnin’ steps!

If you want lovin’, gals, you must learn to strut;

They leave you cold unless you do nothin’ else but!

Up on the levees of Broadway,

It’s gettin’ hotter every day!

(Now follows an extended set of specialty dances:)

ECCENTRIC DANCE

BUCK DANCE

FRANK & ELLIE’S DANCE

CAP’N ANDY’S DANCE

ENSEMBLE DANCE

(After the number the ensemble exits.

FRANK and ELLIE enter from the boat with ANDY)

FRANK

Say, Cap’n Andy, sorry we couldn’t stay for the end of the

concert; we have to make that eleven o’clock boat.

ELLIE

(very Ritz)

We hated to leave your little entertainment –

it was very amusing.

ANDY

I’m glad you liked it.

ELLIE

It’s so quaint.

FRANK

You see – things are so different in Hollywood.

ELLIE

(with boastful hauteur)

Yes, being the parents of little Frankie Schultz…

the boy wonder of the screen – we have our social

position to maintain.

ANDY

And to think o’ you two havin’ the luck to adopt a kid

an’ him turnin’ out to be a screen knock-out… earnin’

a million dollars a year!

ELLIE

Well, Cap’n Andy, if you ever come out to beautiful

California, do look us up at our palatian villa.

ANDY

I sure will. I’m glad you two are doin’ so well in pitchers.

FRANK

Yes of course, it’s an exacting art and between you

and I the social life in Hollywood is pretty swift.

ELLIE

(coyly)

Oh, Frank, don’t be so mid-Victrola!

(FRANK and ELLIE exit)

ANDY

Those movin’ pitcher people are wonderful!

(The concert on the boat is over. The crowd starts

to come out. It is a corresponding crowd to the 1890

audience we saw in Act One – in modern guise. They

gather about in groups up stage discussing the show.

RAVENAL comes down stage R. JOE stands outside the

pilot house of the tug; other Negroes gather about

the deck of the tug and look on)

ANDY

Hello, Gay. She’ll probably come out on the top deck.

(to GIRL)

Hello, Hope.

HOPE

‘Lo, Cap’n Andy.

ANDY

(to RAVENAL)

Shall I call Nola?

RAVENAL

I don’t know.

GIRL

(passing with her escort)

‘Lo, Capt. Andy!

ANDY

Is your ma well?

GIRL

Fine, thanks.

ANDY

Thank her for the chocolate cake.

GIRL

I will.

MAN

Great show, Capt. Andy!

ANDY

Glad you like it. How’re the kids?

MAN

All right. Little one’s got a cold.

ANDY

Too bad. Change o’ weather, I expect…

oh, I didn’t see you, Nola.

(MAGNOLIA has entered quietly from the boat to

speak to her father and has seen RAVENAL before he

could turn. ANDY follows her gaze over his shoulder)

ANDY

Er… Nola… here… here’s Gay…

(turning to RAVENAL)

Here’s Nola, Gay.

MAGNOLIA

Gay…

(Neither knows what to say – the silence is embarrassing,

painful to all three. As JOE and CHORUS start to hum

“Ol’ Man River” an old lady comes up to ANDY)

OLD LADY

Isn’t that your daughter, Cap’n Hawks?

ANDY

Er – yes – that’s Nola.

OLD LADY

(going over to MAGNOLIA)

How-do? I remember you when you were leading lady on this

boat – and – that’s your husband, isn’t it? How-do, Sir?

RAVENAL

How do you do?

OLD LADY

I thought I recognized you both – guess I ought to –

was here on this levee the day you were married.

My, my, how excited we all were! That was a real

love match! Well, glad to see it turned out well

and you’re still happy together… Good-night.

MAGNOLIA

Good night, dear.

(The OLD LADY exits )

Father – this is a – a nice surprise –

(She goes over and takes RAVENAL’s hand)

Gay – come – come up on the top deck –

we can talk there… will you?

RAVENAL

Nola…

(He slowly takes her in his arms – he hasn’t quite

the courage to kiss her. She kisses him.

GIRLS and BOYS enter)

ANDY

(chuckling)

If you go up front, you’ll find a water barrel –

ain’t much different from the old one.

(MAGNOLIA and RAVENAL start to walk towards the boat)

MAGNOLIA

Look, Gay – there’s Kim.

CHORUS

But Ol’ Man River,

He jes’ keeps rollin’ along!

(SLOW CURTAIN)

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