Oh, the Thinks you can Think! – Seussical

ACT II

(After an Entr’acte, the cat appears, still dangling high in the air. He crashes to the stage and crawls out from under the curtain (“How Lucky You Are – Reprise’) to begin Act II. He reminds us of the events that ended Act I – -Horton trapped by hunters, Jojo at military school, the Whos trying to repair their damaged town, and Gertrude, unable to fly because of the length of her tail, now so long it needs to be supported by the bird girls. The story resumes as Horton gets carried away by the hunters.)

EGG, NEST AND TREE

SOUR KANGAROO

Up out of the jungle

Up into the sky.

Up over the mountains

BIRD GIRLS, WICKERSHAMS & SOUR KANGAROO

Ten thousand feet high.

SOUR KANGAROO & BIRD GIRLS

Then down from the mountains

BIRD GIRLS & WICKERSHAMS & SOUR KANGAROO

And down to the sea

ALL

Went Horton the elephant

Egg, nest and tree.

WOMEN

Egg, nest and tree!,

MEN

Egg, nest and tree!

ALL

They loaded the wagon right onto a ship.

Out over the ocean

And ooh, what a trip!

Rolling and tossing

And sick as could be!

(Horton throws up on one of the hunters)

Just a seasick elephant

Egg, nest and tree.

MEN

Nest and tree

ALL

Egg, nest and tree…

MEN

Nest and tree

BIRD GIRL #1

After bobbing around for two weeks like a cork.

ALL (EXCEPT CAT IN THE HAT & HORTON)

Egg, nest and tree!

BIRD GIRL #2

They landed at last

In the town of New York.

ALL (EXCEPT CAT IN THE HAT & HORTON)

Egg, nest and tree!

BIRD GIRL #3

He was wet he was tired.

And hungry and cold.

ALL (EXCEPT CAT & HORTON)

Egg, nest and tree!

BIRD GIRLS

Then, Horton was taken to auction…

(The cat appears as an auctioneer. After a spiel, he bangs his gavel)

CAT

And sold! To the man from the circus!

ALL (EXCEPT CAT & HORTON)

Sold …

Sold …

Sold …

Egg, nest and tree.

(Jungle citizens exit mournfully, as Horton is carried off. The cat now transforms himself from auctioneer to Mr. McGurkus, who introduces “the circus McGurkus.’ he and his entourage of clowns, roustabouts and showgirls present the many exotic creatures of the circus. But the main attraction is Horton the elephant, sitting on his egg, nest and tree and lit up like a Christmas tree.

We see the “circus on the road.” as they jounce from one town to the next, Horton sings “How Lucky You Are – Reprise” and worries about Jojo and the missing Whos. He hopes that Mayzie will find him soon and free him from sitting on the egg so that he can find them.

At last the circus arrives in palm beach, and as they exit, Mayzie appears, on a chaise, lazing in the sun. Accompanied by a suave pool boy (played by the cat) Mayzie complains that vacation is boring, and she craves something new to do. The pool boy hands her a flier for the circus, and she decides to go.)

MAYZIE IN PALM BEACH

MAYZIE

A circus! I love a show! I think I’ll go!

(Mayzie arrives at the circus, and suddenly finds herself face-to-face with Horton.)

MAYZIE

Good gracious! I’ve seen you before- now, let’s see. – –

HORTON

Why Mayzie, it’s Horton! Remember? Its me!

I’ve sat on your egg now for fifty-one weeks!

I’ve sat here while people have paid to take peeks!

I’ve sat here through lightning and hail storms and snow!

Won’t you take back your egg?

MAYZIE

Gee. I really don’t know..

Oh, wow, it’s really late!

And gee, I’ve got a date!

And lots of places to be.

But it’s so great to see you!

Look at you!

Who would ever guess?

Look at you!

Such a big success…

And it’s all thanks to me!

Amayzing Horton!

That egg-sitting circus sensation!

Amayzing Horton!

Even I’m impressed!

Amayzing Horton!

While I was off taking vacation

You made your fortune

Up on Mayzie’s nest…

I may be

Unreliable.

Fancy free.

Irresponsible.

Crazy me,

Always eager to fly.

But seeing you

Gives me true delight

Just this once

I’ve done something right.

The egg is all yours!

No, don’t thank me,

I’ll cry!

Good luck when it hatches.

Good luck…

And goodbye.

(Mayzie kisses the egg regretfully, and exits hastily. The other animals look at Horton with sympathy)

ALONE IN THE UNIVERSE (REPRISE)

HORTON

I meant what I said,

And I said what I meant

An elephants faithful, one hundred percent

But I lost my poor Whos

And their whole tiny town.

I couldn’t protect them.

And I let Jojo down.

And now, little egg,

You’re alone in the universe too.

Who would have thought

You’d be left up to me,

A fool of an elephant

Up in a tree,

Well, this time, I swear

I’ll do better than try

I’ll protect you from harm.

Yes, I’ll do it or die!

So rest now, young egg,

And I’ll sing you a lullaby…

SOLLA SOLLEW

HORTON

There’s a faraway land

So the stories all tell

Somewhere beyond the horizon.

If we can find it

Then all will be well,

Troubles there are few,

Someday, we’ll go to…

Solla Sollew

Solla Sollew

HORTON & CIRCUS ANIMALS

Solla Sollew

Solla Sollew

(Jojo enters. He is at school, writing a letter home. Simultaneously, Mr. and Mrs. Mayor enter, reading the letter.)

JOJO

Dear Mom and Dad,

I’m thinking of you.

And wishing we all were in Solla Sollew

MAYOR

They say breezes are warm there

MRS. MAYOR

And people are kind.

JOJO

Maybe it’s something like heaven.

JOJO, MAYOR, MRS. MAYOR

I close my eyes

And I see in my mind

Skies of bluest blue

CIRCUS ANIMALS, ALL

Solla Sollew

HORTON

I’ve had so much trouble JOJO, MAYOR,

Finding my way there. MRS. MAYOR &

When I get close, CIRCUS ANIMALS

It disappears. Solla Sollew

If we can get there,

We’re gonna stay there

If it takes us miles,

If it takes us miles

If it takes us years.

High on a mountain

Or lost on the sea,

HORTON & JOJO

Sooner or later, I’ll find it

MAYOR

I have a picture

Of how it will be

MAYOR & MRS. MAYOR

On the day I do

HORTON & MAYOR & MRS. MAYOR & JOJO

Troubles will be through

And I’ll be home with you.

ALL

Solla Sollew

Solla Sollew

Solla Sollew

Solla Sollew

Solla Sollew

Solla Sollew

Solla Sollew

HORTON

I’ll be home. With you

ALL (BUT HORTON)

Solla Sollew.

(Meanwhile, although still lost in the clover, life continues on the planet of who. General Schmitz brings his young cadets to the butter battle and expects them to fight for the “butter side uppers”.- Jojo tells Schmitz he doesn’t think it’s right teaching children to fight, and he runs away, heading home, but vanishes in a huge explosion.

We now hear a Christmas theme and we see the Grinch on a small, rickety stage, surrounded by young Whos in homemade angel wings. It is the annual “who Christmas pageant” performed every year. As they finish their performance and the mayor and Mrs. Mayor make a speech, general Schmitz and his cadets bring “a message from the front” –Jojo has been lost in the battle. The parents are given a medal, and left to grieve. (“Solla Sollew reprise-)

As the parents exit, the cat appears sobbing uncontrollably, too. But then he suggests that Jojo may still be alive. He ‘rewinds’ the action to the moment of the explosion, and we see what really happened:

Jojo is dazed and frightened but alive. He thinks of Horton, (“alone in the universe reprise”) and Horton magically appears to remind Jojo that he’s a thinker, and he can get home if he follows his hunches. )

HAVIN’ A HUNCH

SCARY VOICES

Ooh! Wah-ooh-wah!

Ooh! Wah-ooh-wah!

(Now the cat takes Jojo on a scary journey home.)

CAT

Have you ever had a hunch

You should follow your nose?

Then you have a sudden hunch

You should follow your toes?

Soon a sneaky hunch is whispering

Better go straight!

And before you know it

Oh, it’s so late late late late!

HUNCHES

Late late late late!

CAT

Now a nervous hunch is telling you

You could be lost!

HUNCHES

Lost lost lost lost…

CAT

As it leads you down a path you have already crossed.

HUNCHES

Crossed, crossed, crossed, crossed!

CAT

And you have a nasty feeling

That you should’ve had your lunch!

And you know you’re havin’ a hunch!

HUNCHES (ENTERING)

You’re havin’, you’re havin’ a hunch!

You’re havin’ a hunch!

CAT

A hunch!

HUNCHES

You’re havin’, you’re havin’ a hunch!

You’re havin’ a hunch!

CAT

You’re uncertain and confused

And you’re scared, oh yes!

And you wonder how your thinks

Got you in this mess!

And there’s no one to blame but you.

Oh, the whole thing stinks!

CAT & HUNCHES

Then you think:

JOJO

I’m a thinker. And I think thinks!

CAT

Only you can find the way

Oh, you just can’t stop!

JOJO

I will think and think until I drop!

CAT & HUNCHES

But your journey’s just begun

And so on you go-

To the left? To the right?

HUNCHES CAT

Oh, you just don’t know… Oh, you just don’t know….

CAT & HUNCHES

Now you have a sudden hunch

You’re alone in the world!

You’re alone with thinks and hunches

All colored and curled!

CAT HUNCHES

Soon you’re overwhelmed by hunches Ooh…

That pester and pinch and punch ah!

CAT & HUNCHES

And you know you’re havin’ a hunch

HUNCHES

You’re havin’ you’re havin’ a hunch

You’re havin’ a hunch…

And oh!

The places you’ll go!

JOJO

I’ve got brains in my head

And feet in my shoes

HUNCHES

So steer yourself any direction you choose!

And oh, the places you’ll go!

You’re on your own

You know what you know.

Don’t worry about

How fast or how slow.

Be certain you step

With caution and tact

Cause life is a great big

Balancing act!

And will you succeed?

You will, yes, indeed!

JOJO

98 and three quarters percent guaranteed!

HUNCHES

Set your hunches free to wander

And follow them where they roam

And follow your hunch

Follow your hunch

Follow it…

Follow your hunch

Follow your hunch

Follow it .. .

Follow your hunch

Follow your hunch

Follow it

(The cat wheels in on a delivery bicycle and Jojo gets on)

HUNCHES, OFFSTAGE VOICES

Follow it home …

(Jojo’s parents and Jojo are reunited. As they embrace…)

ALL

Anything’s possible!

(We now leave the planet of Who. And return to world. In the darkness, we see Gertrude McFuzz. She carries a flashlight)

(The flashlight picks out the poster for the Circus McGurkus.)

GERTRUDE

Psst! Horton! Horton!

HORTON

What is it? Who’s there?

GERTRUDE

It’s me, Gertrude!

HORTON

Gertrude! How did you find us?

GERTRUDE

Well, it’s a long story

ALL FOR YOU

GERTRUDE

I had a little trouble

‘Cause I grew a little tail.

Well, it wasn’t really little.

It was absolutely giant!

And it really was attractive

But you never even noticed,

So I felt a little silly even trying

Besides which the tail was too heavy

For normal flying.

HORTON

Go on.

GERTRUDE

Well, when the hunters caught you

I could see that I’d been foolish

‘Cause I couldn’t even help you

No, I couldn’t even fly.

And I got so very frightened

‘Cause I knew I had to save you.

No one else was gonna go to all the labor.

It was all up to me,

All you had was your next door neighbor.

(The bird girls enter.)

BIRD GIRLS

So she ran to the doctor.

GERTRUDE

The doctor named Dake.

BIRD GIRLS

And she said.-

GERTRUDE

My tail has been a mistake!

BIRD GIRLS

And she said:

GERTRUDE

Dr. Dake, I’ve been foolish and vain.

Pluck it out! Get it off!

I won’t do it again!

BIRD GIRLS

Pluck! Pluck! Pluck!

GERTRUDE

Ouch, it hurt a lot!

BIRD GIRLS

Pluck! Pluck! Pluck!

GERTRUDE

Ooh, a tender spot

BIRD GIRLS

Pluck! Pluck! Pluck!

GERTRUDE

Just a one feather tail…

GERTRUDE & BIRD GIRLS

But suddenly,

Gertrude could sail!

GERTRUDE

I sailed on a junk

And was practically sunk

For you.

I trampled thorough the trees

Full of furious bees

For you.

I slogged through a fog

And a choking smog

Down a soggy slope

Through a stinking bog

While my slip was gripped

By a vicious dog

For you.

GERTRUDE BIRD GIRLS

I galloped through the snow ooh…

In eleven below

For you.

ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Yes, even though I knew ooh…

I was catching the flu

For you

(achoo!) (achoo!)

And then came the hole ooh

Where I caught my sole ooh

And I rolled downhill ooh

Out of all control ooh

‘Till I broke my fall

On a jagged shoal

For you!

ooh, ooh, ooh, ahh!

All for you

All for you

All for you

All for you

There’s nothing that I

Wouldn’t

And I couldn’t

And I haven’t gone through…

ahh, aah, aah, aah!

I sprained my little toe, but la-la-la-la-la!

I hobbled like so la-la-la-la!

For you. La-la-la-la-la-la-la!

ooh … Ooh … Ooh

Then came the hit and run la-la-la-la-la!

But I staggered on one la-la-la-la!

For you. La-la-la-la-la-la-la!

Now, here I am, ahh-ah!

The worse for wear

And here you are ahh-ah!

I’m here!

You’re there!

And maybe now ah!

You’ll know I care ahh-ah!

For you! Ooh!

ooh …

GERTRUDE

Oh, yes. And Horton, one more thing…

It took me seven weeks…

But I found your clover,

Too!

(Horton is reunited with his precious clover once more.)

HORTON & BIRD GIRLS

WHO!

(Just as Horton ascertains that the Whos are safe, the Wickersham brothers and the sour kangaroo arrive to make a citizen’s arrest, and they take Horton home to stand trial.)

THE PEOPLE VERSUS HORTON THE ELEPHANT

MARSHAL

This is the case of the people versus

Horton the elephant

PEOPLE

Horton the elephant!

MARSHAL

Judge Yertle the turtle presiding.

Everyone rise!

JUDGE YERTLE

Order! Order! Order in the court!

JUDGE YERTLE & ALL

Order, order, order, order

In the court!

MARSHAL

The defendant is charged with talking to a speck, disturbing the peace, and loitering … On an egg.

HORTON

Your honor, this clover is exhibit a.

HORTON SOUR KANGAROO,

They’re Whos here. WICKERSHAMS, BIRD GIRLS

There are Whos here.

Smaller than the eye can

See! Biggest blame fool

in the Jungle of Nool

It’s true, sir!

Here’s who’s who, sir!

He’s a who, and so is she Biggest blame fool

in the Jungle of Nool

(Judge Yertle bangs the gavel)

JUDGE YERTLE

Order! Order! Order in the court!

MARSHAL

Call to the stand the star witness versus

Horton the elephant.

Raise your right hand and swear!

SOUR KANGAROO

I swear…

That he’s the biggest blame fool

In the Jungle of Nool

As I testified long ago.

Biggest blame fool

YOUNG KANGAROO

Just a fool, fool, fool!

SOUR KANGAROO

And a mother like me should know.

Judgin’ him trunk to toe…

You better think!

BIRD GIRLS

Think!

SOUR KANGAROO

Think!

BIRD GIRLS

Think!

SOUR KANGAROO

Oh please, throw him in the clink!

BIRD GIRLS

(testifying)

Talkin’ to a speck

Talkin’ to a speck

To a speck of dust!

GERTRUDE

Objection!

ALL

Overruled!

WICKERSHAMS, KANGAROO

(testifying)

Sittin’ on an egg

Sittin’ on an egg

Sittin’ on an egg!

GERTRUDE

Objection!

ALL

Overruled!

(Group by group, the animals sweep forward to testify, their voices building to cacophony. Horton emits a tremendous angry trumpet. The courtroom falls silent)

HORTON

I meant what I said

And I said what I meant:

An elephant’s faithful

One hundred percent!

You can throw me in jail,

Lock me up in a zoo…

But I won’t desert my egg

And I will not abandon who!

These Whos, sir,

Win or lose, sir,

Whether you believe or not,

They’re here.

They live in fear.

And I’m the only friend they’ve got

You can do what you want with me, your honor, and I won’t question why but..

Please save Who,

The ti-niest planet in the sky.

JUDGE YERTLE

Based on the evidence, I have no choice

But to order the defendant, Horton the elephant,

Remanded to the Nool asylum for the criminally

Insane.

And as for the dust speck…

BIRD GIRLS

Ooh! That dust speck!

MARSHAL

And as for the dust speck

BIRD GIRLS

Ooh! That speck!

MARSHAL, SOUR KANGAROO, WICKERSHAMS, YERTLE

And as for your dust speck,

MARSHAL, SOUR KANGAROO, WICKERSHAMS, YERTLE, BIRD GIRLS

That we will

Boil boil boil boil boil…

In a hot steaming kettle of beezlenut oil!

HORTON

Boil it! Oh no!

No, that you can’t do!

It’s all full of persons!

They’ll prove it to you!

Mr. Mayor, Mr. Mayor!

Oh, please, Mr. Mayor!

You’ve got to prove now

That you really are there!

So ring every doorbell.

And send out the word!

Make every Who holler!

Make every Who heard!

ALL

Boil, boil, boil, boil, boil!

MAYOR & MRS. MAYOR

Attention all Whos! Attention all Whos!

We’ve got to be heard!

There’s no time to lose!

MRS. MAYOR

So send up a shout

MAYOR

Make it loud! Make it clear!

JOJO, WHOS

We are here! We are here!

We are here! We are here!

(A silence as all listen)

COURTROOM MEN COURTROOM WOMEN

Boil it! Boil it!

Boil it! Boil it!

Boil it! Boil it!

Boil it! Boil it!

(Horton struggles to protect the Whos from the mob)

HORTON

Don’t give up! I believe in you all!

A person’s a person, no matter how small!

And you very small persons will not have to die

If you make yourselves heard!

So, please!

Try!

(The Whos are revealed. They’re terror stricken and do whatever they can to make noise)

ALL (IN COURTROOM) WHOS

Boil it!

Boil it!

Boil it!

Boil it!

We are here!

Boil it!

We are here!

Boil it!

We are here

Boil it!

We are here!

Boil it!

We are here!

Boil it!

We are here!

Boil it!

We are here!

Boil… We are here!

HORTON, JOJO, MR. AND MRS. MAYOR

Jojo, think of something!

(The cat appears out of a trapdoor, as the action freezes.)

CAT

Now just for a moment, young Jojo looked grim.

The fate of the Whos rested squarely on him!

But then came a think.-

A peculiar new word no one ever had heard!

ALL (IN COURTROOM) WHOS

Boil it! We are here!

Boil it! We are here!

Boil it! We are here!

Boil!… We are here!

JOJO

YOPP!

(Jojo’s voice reverberates loudly through the Universe, and the Whos are heard at last. The citizens of the jungle react as they hear the noise.)

FINALE

HORTON

Do you hear what I hear?

Do you see what I mean?

They made themselves heard

Though they still can’t he seen!

GERTRUDE

They’ve proved they are persons, no matter how small.

HORTON

And their whole world was saved by the small- est of all!

SOUR KANGAROO

How true! Yes, how true! Said the sour kangaroo.

And, from now on, you know what I’m planning to do?

From now on,

I’m going to protect them

With you!

And the young kangaroo in her pouch said…

SMALL KANGAROO

Me, too!

CAT

Their troubles were ended, they hailed his great..

ALL WHOS, CAT

Yopp!

CAT

And Jojo was honored as “thinker non-stop”.

MR. AND MRS. MAYOR

Now all Jojo’s thinks would forever be heard.

CAT

Including this think…

(We hear the sound of a giant egg cracking. Gertrude dashes over to Horton – they place the egg in a basket, and with wonder, they watch it hatch.)

JOJO, ALL

An elephant bird!

HORTON

Why he looks just like me.

Except for the wings.

(We hear a small tweet)

GERTRUDE

And except for the voice,

‘Cause that’s how a bird sings.

HORTON (IN A PANIC)

Gertrude, what will I do?

I’m slow and I’m fat

All I know is the earth.

He’ll need much more than that!

(A beat)

GERTRUDE

I have wings.

Yes, I can fly.

You teach him earth

And I will teach him sky

HORTON

Just call my name

BOTH

And I’ll see you through.

HORTON

One small voice in the universe

GERTRUDE

One true friend in the universe

BOTH –

Who believes in you.

(Gertrude and Horton kiss.)

CAT

The adventures were over.

The sky became pink.

And then, guess what happened?

Well,

What do you think?!

(The Whos and the jungle citizens are magically united by the cat)

OH, THE THINKS YOU CAN THINK (REPRISE)

ALL

Oh, the thinks you can think

Think and wonder and dream

Far and wide as you dare…

When your thinks have run dry

In the blink of an eye

There’s another world there.

If you open your mind

Oh, the thinks you will find

Lining up to get loose

(Horton and Jojo finally meet face to face, and embrace)

Oh, the thinks you can think

BASSES/BARITONES

Oh, the thinks you can think

ALL

Oh, the thinks you can think

TENORS

Oh, the thinks you can think

ALL

Oh the thinks you can think

When you think about Seuss!

When you think about Seuss!

When you think about Seuss!

GROUP 1 GROUP2 GROUP 3 GROUP 4

Seu-u-u-u-u Seu… Seu…

Seu… Seu… Seuss! Seuss! Seuss!

Seu-u-u-uss Seuss! Seuss! Seuss!

HORTON

(indicating the baby)

Shhh!!

GROUP 1 GROUP2 GROUP 3 GROUP 4

Seu-u-u-u-u Seu… Seu… Seuss! Seuss!

Seu… Seu… Seuss! Seuss!

Seu-u-u-uss Seuss! Seuss! Seuss!

Seu …Seu …

Seu-u-u-u-u Seuss! Seuss! Seuss!

Seu … Seu … Seuss! Seuss! Seuss!

ELEPHANT BIRD

Seuss!

ALL

Seuss!

END OF ACT II

GREEN EGGS AND HAM (CURTAIN CALL)

ALL

I do not like green eggs and ham

I do not like them, Sam-I-am

Do not like them here or there

I do not like them anywhere.

Not in a house, not with a mouse

Not here or there, not anywhere

I do not like green eggs and ham

I do not like them, Sam-I-am

Could you? Would you? With a goat?

Could you? Would you? On a boat?

Could you? Would you? In the rain?

Could you? Would you? On a train?

Not with a goat. Not on a boat.

Not in the rain. Not on a train.

Not in a house. Not with a mouse.

Oh, no!

Not in a box. Not with a fox.

Not in a tree. You let me be!

I do not like green eggs and ham!

I do not like them, Sam-I-am!

I do not like green eggs and ham!

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