The Last Night of the World – Miss Saigon

ACT ONE

1. OVERTURE/BACKSTAGE AT DREAMLAND

(A Friday night in April 1975. Backstage at an after-hours club in Saigon. Vietnamese bar-girls are getting into costumes.)

GIRLS

One of us will be Miss Saigon

ENGINEER

I spread the word – it’s Miss Saigon

GIGI

Who’s left to screw who hasn’t gone

ENGINEER

Shut up! And get your hot pants on

GIGI

Each day more GI’s disappear

ENGINEER

There’s still some left and they’ll all be here

ALL GIRLS

A girl can trust the Engineer

(THE ENGINEER brings in a new girl, KIM)

ENGINEER

Surprise!

I found this new girl, get her dressed

From the country untouched

GIGI

Just give that virgin act a rest

ALL GIRLS

(mocking the new girl)

“You are my first American”

(they laugh)

ENGINEER

Allez! Allez! Allez!

Why does it take all day?

Get your asses on stage… I’m raising cash tonight

GIRLS

Tonight I will be Miss Saigon

ENGINEER

They say Saigon has weeks

I say it’s time to pack

GIRLS

Tonight I will be Miss Saigon

ENGINEER

Each day these little buns of theirs are worth less and less

I need a visa fast, and I’m not looking back

(the ENGINEER looks through the door into the club.)

ENGINEER

Son of a bitch, they’re here!

I can still engineer

It’s like the old days, my little gamines

GIRLS

Oh sure!

ENGINEER

You know who’s out here? A gang of marines!

GIRLS

They’re here?

ENGINEER

We’ll pick ’em clean that’s what this contest’s about

GIRLS

Yes, sir!

ENGINEER

One of these boys might be your ticket out

(turns to KIM)

Why is she in that dress?

Ah! It’s my new princess

Ah, yes!

A bride will give the guys a treat

Lower your eyelids and play sweet

Men pay the moon to get fresh meat

Allez! Allez! Allez!

Get out and do your song!

Don’t make the show too long

Voila! On stage all! Welcome to…

Dreamland!!!

2. THE HEAT IS ON IN SAIGON

(“Dreamland” is a club filled with American Marines, civilians and south Vietnamese officers. The girls parade around and get the crowd to buy raffle tickets: the winner of the “beauty contest” will be the prize.)

AMERICANS

The heat is on in Saigon

The girls are hotter ‘n’ hell

One of these slits here will be Miss Saigon

God, the tension is high, not to mention the smell

The heat is on in Saigon

Is there a war going on?

Don’t ask, I ain’t gonna tell

(Two friends, CHRIS and JOHN, are among the Marines. JOHN is with one of the girls)

ENGINEER

Ah, monsieur Chris! monsieur John!

You’ve come to win Miss Saigon

JOHN

I gotta get my friend laid

As a last souvenir

CHRIS

I love you, pal, but your bullshit

I’ve had up to here

ENGINEER, CHRIS and JOHN

The heat is on in Saigon

JOHN

But ’til they tell us we’re gone

I’m gonna buy you a girl

CHRIS

You can buy me a beer

(The girls leave the men and move onto the stage)

MIMI

See my bikini, it’s just the right size

YVETTE

Don’t you enjoy how it rides up my thighs?

Look from behind, it’ll knock out your eyes

YVONNE

I’ll show you: my special trophy of war

MIMI

For a Marine, I’ll show more

AMERICANS

You won’t get up off the floor

The heat is on in Saigon

Don’t tell me I’m reassigned, all that chickenshit sucks

Tonight I’m out of my mind, not to mention ten bucks

GIGI

If I’m your pin-up, I’ll melt all your brass

Stuck on your wall, with a pin in my ass

If you get me, you will travel first class

I’ll show you, we will make magic, cheri

ENGINEER

You buy more tickets from me

The winner gets her for free

CHRIS

The meat is cheap in Saigon

I used to love getting stoned, waking up with some whore

I don’t know why I went dead, it’s not fun anymore

(The ENGINEER pushes KIM forward)

KIM

I’m seventeen, and I’m new here today

The village I come from seems so far away

All of the girls know much more what to say

But I know

I have a heart like the sea

A million dreams are in me

CHRIS

Good Jesus, John, who is she?

AMERICANS (AND CROWD)

The Cong is tight’ning the noose

Is it a week or a day or an hour that we got?

Tonight could be our last shot got to put it to use

(The GIRLS come off the stage and mingle with the men.)

ALL, INCLUDING GIRLS

Tonight I bet that you and I will get along

Forget about the threat, forget the Viet-Cong

ALL MEN

Mimi, Gigi, Yvette or Yvonne

Gonna buy me a beer, and elect Miss Saigon

(The ENGINEER holds the election by holding his hand over each girl’s head for applause. When KIM is judged, CHRIS claps loudly, which makes her notice him.)

ENGINEER

Yvonne, Yvette, Mimi, Kim, Gigi

(GIGI wins)

ENGINEER

Attention, s’il vous plait!

By popular demand

Miss Gigi Van Tranh

Is elected Miss Saigon!

(The ENGINEER puts a cheap tiara on GIGI and a ribbon which says “Miss Saigon”.)

AMERICANS

The heat is on in Saigon

And things are not going well

But still at midnight, the party goes on

A good-bye party in hell

ENGINEER

And now who wins this pussycat?

(The ENGINEER holds a bowl; GIGI picks up a ticket.)

GIGI

Number 66!

(It is one of the Marines. He cheers with his friends. The scene freezes.)

3. THE MOVIE IN MY MIND

GIGI

They are not nice, they’re mostly noise

They swear like men, they screw like boys

I know there’s nothing in their hearts

But every time I take one in my arms

It starts:

The movie in my mind

The dream they leave behind

A scene I can’t erase

And in a strong GI’s embrace

Flee this life

Flee this place

The movie plays and plays

The screen before me fills

He takes me to New York

He gives me dollar bills

Our children laugh all day

And eat too much ice cream

And life is like a dream

Dream

The dream I long to find

The movie in my mind

KIM

I will not cry, I will not think

I’ll do my dance, I’ll make them drink

When I make love, it won’t be me

And if they hurt me, I’ll just close my eyes

KIM   GIRLS

And see

The movie in my mind

The dream that fills my head

A man who will not kill

  They are not nice, they’re mostly noise

They kill like men, they die like boys

They give their cash, they keep their hearts

But every night again it starts

KIM

Who’ll fight for me instead

He’ll keep us safe all day

So no one comes at night

To blow the dream away

Dream

The dream I have to find

The movie in my mind

ALL GIRLS

And in a strong GI’s embrace

Flee this life

Flee this place

KIM

A world that’s far away

Where life is not unkind

The movie in my mind

4. THE TRANSACTION

(The ENGINEER approaches JOHN)

ENGINEER

Hey monsieur John, how’d you like to get rich?

Go home in style. . .?

JOHN

Yeah okay, what’s the pitch?

ENGINEER

A U.S. visa to help me out

Lend me a bit of your embassy clout

JOHN

There isn’t a chance pal, you’re too well known

Look, what I want is that girl in the dress

ENGINEER

You have a good eye

Her name is Kim, she’s my new princess

You give her a try?

JOHN

It’s my friend Chris

Who’s the one feeling down

MARINE

I ordered a beer!

ENGINEER

She’ll get him up,

It’s her first night in town

But I have to warn you

She don’t come cheap

It’s got to be twenty for my princess

JOHN

Twenty dollars??

ENGINEER

She’s sort of a virgin, well more or less

For twenty more you get a room and key

For fifty bucks, she’s got the whole night free

MARINES

No one gives us a buzz

Like the Engineer does

(JOHN approaches CHRIS with Kim)

JOHN

Stop drooling white boy

You’re losing your cool

You like this jail bait

CHRIS

John, open your eyes

This is the end of the line

This whole rotten scene

This little girl, we could be in the sack

For what it costs me to buy a Big Mac

John, it’s time to go back –

You know what I mean

JOHN

I’m starting to cry pal

You’re so out of touch

The trouble with you is you think too much

Ooh

Ol’ Dr. John knows what you need alright

I’ve bought you a present

She’s yours all night

MARINES

No one gives you a hit

Like the Engineer’s shit!!

(Across the room, the ENGINEER speaks to KIM.)

ENGINEER

See little princess, I was right

You got the biggest score tonight

You caught that sergeant by the nose

You stay with him until he goes

Call him Chris

He’ll like that

KIM

That marine

Wants his beer

ENGINEER

You said you needed a job

You said you’d turn a trick

You’d better prove it, and quick!

(he leads KIM to CHRIS)

ENGINEER

Voila!

5. THE DANCE

(A MARINE begins to play the saxophone. CHRIS and KIM start to

dance. For a long time they don’t speak. Finally:)

KIM

My name is Kim

(trying to do her job)

I like you Chris

CHRIS

Don’t talk like that

KIM

What did I say?

CHRIS

You shouldn’t be here

(CHRIS hands KIM some money)

Get the hell out …

ENGINEER

What’s going on?

You don’t like her?

CHRIS

Oh, yes I do

KIM

I like him too

ENGINEER

Take her away

KIM

Take me away

Don’t say a word

Just come with me

6. WHY GOD WHY?

(KIM leads CHRIS out of the Club, and into a tiny cubicle, which has in it only a bed, a table, and a small window overlooking the moonlit city. Later in the night, CHRIS is dressed and standing at the window. KIM is asleep. Outside, Saigon still bustles.)

CHRIS

Why does Saigon never sleep at night?

Why does this girl smell of orange trees?

How can I feel good when nothing’s right?

Why is she cool when there is no breeze?

Vietnam

You don’t give answers, do you friend?

Just questions that don’t ever end

Why God? Why today?

I’m all through here, on my way

There’s nothing left here that I’ll miss

Why send me now a night like this?

Who is the girl in this rusty bed?

Why am I back in a filthy room?

Why is her voice ringing in my head?

Why am I high on her cheap perfume?

Vietnam

Hey look I mean you no offense

But why does nothing here make sense?

Why God? Show your hand

Why can’t one guy understand?

I’ve been with girls who knew much more

I never felt confused before

Why me? What’s your plan?

I can’t help her, no one can

I liked my mem’ries as they were

But now I’ll leave rememb’ring her

(CHRIS leaves some money on a table and goes out into the street. CHRIS is accosted by Vietnamese who beg for help leaving the country. He pushes them.)

When I went home before

No one talked of the war

What they knew from TV

Didn’t have a thing to do with me

I went back and re-upped

Sure Saigon is corrupt

It felt better to be

Here driving for the embassy

‘Cause here if you can pull a string

A guy like me lives like a king

Just as long as you don’t believe anything

(CHRIS stops, then goes back into KIM’S room.)

Why God? Why this face?

Why such beauty in this place?

I liked my mem’ries as they were

But now I’ll leave rememb’ring her

Just her

7. THIS MONEY IS YOURS

(KIM wakens. CHRIS hands her the money he had left.)

CHRIS

This money’s yours

Please take it all

Hey, you want more?

KIM

No, no, I don’t want anything

CHRIS

Hey, what’s wrong with you?

KIM

I’ve not done this before

CHRIS

That can’t be true!

KIM

CHRIS

All the girls lie!

They just want to get out of here

Maybe you’re not like that

But I don’t know who you are

KIM

Do you want one more tale of a Vietnam girl?

Want to know I was bound to a man I don’t love?

Do you want to be told how my village was burned?

Want to hear how my family was blasted away?

How I ran from the rice field and saw them in flames?

How my parents were bodies whose faces were gone?

I have had my fill of pain

I will not look back again

I would rather die

CHRIS

Can I see you tonight?

KIM

Well, I’ll be at the club

Selling “beaucoup amour”

CHRIS

No, you won’t

How would you like…

KIM

How would I like…?

CHRIS

How would you like

Living with me?

It feels good like this

So that’s how we should be

So would you like?

KIM

Yes, I would like!

CHRIS

Okay, it’s set

No more to say

Screw the Engineer

You’re the one good thing

That I’ve found out here

8. SUN AND MOON

KIM

You are sunlight and I moon

Joined by the gods of fortune

Midnight and high noon

Sharing the sky

We have been blessed, you and I

CHRIS

You are here like a mystery

I’m from a world that’s so different

From all that you are

How in the light of one night

Did we come so far?

KIM

Outside day starts to dawn

CHRIS

Your moon still floats on high

KIM

The birds awake

CHRIS

The stars shine too

KIM

My hands still shake

CHRIS

I reach for you

BOTH

And we meet in the sky!

KIM

You are sunlight and I moon

Joined here

Bright’ning the sky

With the flame

Of love

BOTH

Made of

Sunlight

Moonlight

KIM

Tomorrow will be the full moon

I can bring friends to bless our room

With paper unicorns and perfume

If you want me to

CHRIS

Unicorns? sure. . .

9. THE TELEPHONE SONG

(It is the middle of the next day. CHRIS is on the telephone.)

CHRIS

John, is that you, buddy? Listen to me

Do I sound diff’rent? How else could I be?

Last night I spent a whole lifetime in paradise.

Hey, tell the CO I’m taking all of my leave

We’re gonna play house, oh John, it’s like Christmas eve

We have sworn we won’t see the sun for forty-eight hours

(JOHN at the Embassy, in the midst of chaos: files being packed or burned, typewriters crated, etc.)

JOHN

What are you saying? Are you out of your mind?

All leaves are canceled, you could be left behind

Saigon is falling apart, and you’d better be here

Here is the news, since you’ve been on the moon

Cities in the boondocks are dropping like flies

Wives and civilians will be shipping out soon

Crowds around the Embassy have tears in their eyes

Thieu has resigned, the new regime may not hold

People at the place think we’ll send the marines

We are sending nothing from what I’ve been told

Buddy, are you there? Do you know what this means?

Sure! Time to fall in love!

CHRIS

John, listen fast, you did not get this call

You’re the one who bought the girl for me after all

“Once you’re a friend, you’re a friend through and through”

When you are in trouble, then I’ll cover for you

JOHN

Not this time, the town’s too hot

For one Kongai whore

Ol’ buddy, I will not get you killed

CHRIS

She is no whore, you saw her too

She’s really more, like… the April moon

JOHN

April fuckin’ moon!!

CHRIS

She’s been hurt, you see

Both her parents died

What else could she be?

JOHN

Sweet as that, and she’s an orphan too!

How can a guy fight that? You got one day, not two

Then be back!

10. THE DEAL

(At another location, CHRIS and the ENGINEER)

ENGINEER

My friend

We had a deal for Kim, but that’s on ice

I’m sorry, sergeant, but I’ve changed the price

I need a visa from your embassy

You get me that, you’ll get the girl for free

CHRIS

Cut the crap, this money’s all I got

I don’t give visas out, is this a deal or not?

You tell me

(CHRIS draws his revolver and aims at the ENGINEER)

ENGINEER

Okay, okay, the money…it will do

Yoo bad, I had a Rolex watch for you

I’ll get my papers in another way

I’ll make a rich man of some attache

(CHRIS leaves)

With little shits like him, you take the bucks and run

He gave me six weeks income, I’ll be gone in one

11. THE WEDDING CEREMONY

GIRLS

One of us girls is moving on

One girl will get out of Saigon

GIGI

So now who’s really Miss Saigon

GIRLS

TV and stereo she gets

And Elvis Presley on cassettes

(KIM and CHRIS enter)

GIRLS

Look how he bought her a new dress

You did a job on him I guess

KIM

He simply asked me

I said, “yes”

GIRLS

Come on, let’s bless the new princess

GIRLS

Dju vui vay

Yu doi my

Dju vui vay

Vao nyay moy

KIM

Will you give me life smile today

Look with favoring eyes on this man

Show your daughter’s heart your forgiveness

And send to us

From your home above

Your blessing on our love

GIRLS   KIM (echoing)

Dju vui vay

Yu doi my

Dju vui vay

Vao nyay moy

 

Dju vui vay

Yu doi my

Dju vui vay

GIRLS   CHRIS

Dju vui vay

  It’s pretty but what does it mean?
GIRLS   KIM

Yu doi my

  It’s what all the girls sing at weddings

(CHRIS looks up, startled)

GIRLS   KIM

Dju vui vay

  They didn’t know what else to sing
GIRLS   CHRIS

Vao nyay moy

  It’s the prettiest thing that I’ve ever heard

(Friends arrive carrying beer and a platter of food. The party gathers around the bed, and GIGI leads a toast to KIM.)

GIGI

To Miss Saigon!

GUESTS

Miss Saigon!

12. THUY’S ARRIVAL

(The door opens. A stranger enters.)

THUY

You’re here, at last

I’ve come to take you home

All night, I ran

I made it through the line

Kim, tell your friends, it’s time to go away

This life, it ends

You’re safe with me today

CHRIS

This girl is mine!

THUY

Yours?

CHRIS

Now

THUY

You?

TOGETHER

Who are you?

KIM

Stop!

THUY

Who is this man? This American man?

Do none of you see what’s ahead?

Have you gone mad?

These are losers and whores

Who will soon all be gone or be dead

CHRIS

Get out of here

KIM

You have no right to be here

I’m not a prize you can claim

We were promised at thirteen

The woman I am now is not the same

THUY

Our parents bound us together, and that is our fate

You knew I’d come back to get you

Why didn’t you wait?

KIM

My parents got themselves killed in the week you changed sides

If there were promises all of them died when they died

(CHRIS and THUY pull guns. The girls scream.)

(GIGI and the GIRLS leave quickly)

THUY

Kim, leave this man behind

KIM

go on!

And shoot!

I will not change my mind!

THUY

You are still mine!

KIM

Not anymore!

THUY

You’re mine until we die!

THUY

Saigon

Is doomed

And so is your GI

CHRIS

Get the hell out!

THUY

You broke your father’s word

This is your curse!

(THUY runs out. CHRIS runs out after him but he’s gone.)

CHRIS

What a party that was!

KIM

You’re going to leave me now

CHRIS

Yes, I’m going to leave

And take you out with me

13. THE LAST NIGHT OF THE WORLD

CHRIS

In a place that won’t let us feel

In a life where nothing seems real

I have found you

I have found you

KIM

In a world that’s moving too fast

In a world where nothing can last

I will hold you

I will hold you

CHRIS

Our lives will change, when tomorrow comes

KIM

Tonight our hearts drown the distant drums

CHRIS

And we have music all right

Tearing the night

A song

Played on a solo saxophone

A crazy sound

KIM

A lonely sound

BOTH

A cry that tells us love goes on and on

Played on a solo saxophone

It’s telling me

To hold you tight

And dance like it’s the last night of the world

CHRIS

On the other side of the earth

There’s a place where life still has worth

I will take you

KIM

I’ll go with you

CHRIS

You won’t believe all the things you’ll see

I know ’cause you’ll see them all with me

BOTH

If we’re together that’s when

We’ll hear it again

A song

Played on a solo saxophone

A crazy sound

A lonely sound

A cry that tells us love goes on and on

Played on a solo saxophone

It’s telling me

To hold you tight

And dance like it’s the last night of the world

KIM

Dreams

Were all I ever knew

CHRIS

Dreams

You won’t need when I’m through

BOTH

Anywhere we may be

I will sing with you

Our song. . .

(they dance together in the balcony)

BOTH

. . .played on a solo saxophone

So stay with me

And hold me tight

And dance

Like it’s the last night of the world

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