Any Dream Will Do – Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat





PROLOGUE

Narrator

Some folks dream of the wonders they’ll do
Before their time on this planet is through
Some just don’t have anything planned
They hide their hopes and their heads in the sand
Now I don’t say who is wrong, who is right
But if by chance you are here for the night
Then all I need is an hour or two
To tell the tale of a dreamer like you

We all dream a lot – some are lucky, some are not

But if you think it, want it, dream it, then it’s real
You are what you feel

But all that I say can be told another way
In the story of a boy whose dream came true
And he could be you

ANY DREAM WILL DO (single version)

Joseph
I closed my eyes, drew back the curtain

To see for certain what I thought I knew
Far far away, someone was weeping
But the world was sleeping
Any dream will do

Joseph & Children

I wore my coat, with golden lining
Bright colours shining, wonderful and new
And in the east, the dawn was breaking

And the world was waking
Any dream will do

Joseph
A crash of drums, a flash of light
My golden coat flew out of sight
The colours faded into darkness
I was left alone

Joseph & Children

May I return to the beginning
The light is dimming, the dream is too
The world and I, we are still waiting
Still hesitating
Any dream will do

Joseph
A crash of drums, a flash of light
My golden coat flew out of sight
The colours faded into darkness

I was left alone

Joseph & Children
May I return to the beginning
The light is dimming, the dream is too
The world and I, we are still waiting
Still hesitating
Any dream will do

JACOB AND SONS

Narrator
Way way back many centuries ago,
Not long after the bible began
Jacob lived in the land of Canaan,
A fine example of a family man.
Jacob, Jacob and sons
Depended on farming to earn their keep.
Jacob, Jacob and sons

Spent all of his days in the fields with sheep

Jacob was the founder of a whole new nation
Thanks to the number of children he had
He was also known as Israel, but most of the time
His sons and his wives used to call him dad.
Jacob, Jacob and sons
Men of the soil, of the sheaf and crook
Jacob, Jacob and sons
A remarkable family in anyone’s book

Narrator, Brothers, Female Ensemble & Children
Reuben was the eldest of the children of Israel
With Simeon and Levi next in line
Napthali and Isaachar with Asher and Dan
Zebulun and Gad took the total to nine
Jacob, Jacob and sons
Benjamin and Judah which leaves only one

Jacob, Jacob and sons,

Joseph – Jacob’s favourite son
Jacob, Jacob and sons
Jacob, Jacob and sons
Jacob, Jacob and sons
Jacob Jacob Jacob
Jacob and sons

JOSEPH’S COAT

Jacob

Joseph’s mother, she was quite my favourite wife
I never really loved another all my life
And Joseph was my joy because
He reminded me of her

Narrator
Through young Joseph, Jacob lived his youth again
Loved him, praised him, gave him all he could, but then
It made the rest feel second best
Even if they were –

Brothers
Being told we’re also-rans
Does not make us Joseph fans

Narrator
But where they had really missed the boat is

Brothers
We’re great guys but no-one seems to notice

Narrator

Joseph’s charm and winning smile
Failed to slay them in the aisle
And his father couldn’t see the danger
He could not imagine any danger
He just saw in Joseph all his dreams come true

Jacob wanted to show the world he loved his son
To make it clear that Joseph was the special one
So Jacob bought his son a coat
A multi-coloured coat to wear

Brothers & Female Ensemble
Joseph’s coat was elegant,
The cut was fine
The tasteful style was the
Ultimate in good design
And this is why it caught the eye
A king would stop and stare

Narrator

And when Joseph tried it on
He knew his sheepskin days were gone

Narrator & Female Ensemble & Children
Such a dazzling coat of many colours
How he loved his coat of many colours

Narrator

In a class above the rest

It even went well with his vest
Such a stunning coat of many colours
How he loved his coat of many colours
It was red and yellow and green and
Brown and blue

Joseph’s brother’s weren’t
Too pleased with what they saw

Brothers

We have never liked him

All that much before

And now this coat

Has got our goat

We feel life is unfair

Narrator & Female Ensemble & Children

And when Joseph graced the scene

His brothers turned a shade of green

His astounding clothing took the biscuit

Brothers

Quite the smoothest person in the district

Joseph & Female Ensemble

I look handsome, I look smart

I’m a walking work of art

Such a dazzling coat of many colours

How he loved his coat of many colours

Narrator, Joseph, Ensemble & Children

It was red and yellow and green and brown

And scarlet and black and ochre and peach

And ruby and olive and violet and fawn

And lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve

And cream and crimson and silver and rose

And azure and lemon and russet and grey

And purple and white and pink and orange

And red and yellow and green and brown

Scarlet and black and ochre and peach

And ruby and olive and violet and fawn

And lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve

And cream and crimson and silver and rose

And azure and lemon and russet and grey

And purple and white and pink and orange

And blue

JOSEPH’S DREAMS

Narrator

Joseph’s coat annoyed his brothers

Brothers

But what makes us mad

Are the things that Joseph tells us of the

Dreams he’s often had

Joseph

I dreamed that in the fields one day,

The corn gave me a sign

Your eleven sheaves of corn

All turned and bowed to mine

My sheaf was quite a sight to see,

A golden sheaf and tall

Yours were green and second-rate

And really rather small

Brothers

This is not the kind of thing

We brothers like to hear

It seems to us that Joseph and his

Dreams should disappear

Joseph

I dreamed I saw eleven stars,

The sun the moon the sky

Bowing down before my star,

It made me wonder why

Could it be that I was born

For higher things than you?

A post in someone’s government

A ministry or two

Brothers

The dreams of our dear brother are

The decade’s biggest yawn

His talks of stars and golden sheaves

Is just a load of corn

Not only is he tactless but

He’s also rather dim

For there’s eleven of us and

There’s only one of him

The dreams of course will not come true

That is, we think they won’t come true

That is, we hope they don’t come true

What if he’s right all along

The dreams are more than crystal clear

The writing on the wall

Means that Joseph some day soon

Will rise above us all

The accuracy of the dreams

We brothers do not know

But one thing we’re sure about

Them dreamer

Has to go

POOR, POOR JOSEPH

Narrator

Next day, far from home,

The bothers planned the repulsive crime

Brothers

Let us grab him now,

Do him in, while we’ve got the time

Narrator

This they did and made the most of it

Tore his coat and flung him in a pit

Brothers

Let us leave him here,

All alone, and he’s bound to die

Narrator

When some Ishmaelites,

A hairy crew, came riding by

In a flash the brothers changed their plan

Brothers

We need cash. Let’s sell him if we can

Narrator, Ensemble & Children

Poor, poor Joseph, what’cha gonna do?

Things look bad for you, hey, what’cha gonna do?

Poor, poor Joseph, what’cha gonna do?

Things look bad for you, hey, what’cha gonna do?

Brothers

Could you use a slave,

You hairy bunch of Ishmaelites?

Young, strong, well-behaved,

Going cheap and he reads and writes

Narrator

In a trice the dirty deal was done

Silver coins for Jacob’s son

Then the Ishmaelites

Galloped off with a slave in tow

Off to Egypt where Joseph was not keen to go

It wouldn’t be a picnic he could tell

Joseph

And I don’t speak Egyptian very well

Narrator

Joseph’s brothers tore

His precious multi-coloured coat

Having ripped it up,

They next attacked a passing goat

Soon the wretched creature was no more

They dipped his coat in blood and guts and gore

Narrator, Ensemble & Children

Oh now brothers, how low can you stoop?

You made a sordid group, hey, how low can you stoop?

Poor, poor Joseph, sold to be a slave

Situation’s grave, hey, sold to be a slave

ONE MORE ANGEL IN HEAVEN

Reuben

Father we’ve something to tell you, a story of our time

A tragic but inspiring tale of manhood in its prime

You know you had a dozen sons –

Well now that’s not quite true

But feel no sorrow, do not grieve

He would not want you to

Reuben, Reuben’s Wife & Male Ensemble

There’s one more angel in heaven

There’s one more star in the sky

Joseph we’ll never forget you

It’s tough but we’re gonna get by

There’s one less place at our table

There’s one more tear in my eye

Brothers

But Joseph the things that you stood for

Reuben

Like truth and light never die

When I think of his last great battle

A lump comes to my throat

It takes a man who knows no fear

To wrestle with a goat

His blood-stained coat is a tribute to

His final sacrifice

His body may be past its peak

But his soul’s in paradise

Jacob

There’s one less place at our table

There’s one more tear in my eye

Brothers

But Joseph the things that you stood for

Reuben

Like truth and light never die

Brothers

Carve his name with pride and courage

Napthali

Let no tear be shed

Brothers

If he had not laid down his life

We all would now be dead

POTIPHAR

Narrator
Joseph was taken to Egypt in chains and sold,
Where he was bought by a captain named Potiphar

Narrator & Male Ensemble
Potiphar had very few cares
He was one of Egypt’s millionaires

Having made a fortune buying shares in

Potiphar
Pyramids

Narrator & Male Ensemble
Potiphar had made a huge pile

Owned a large percentage of the Nile

Potiphar

Meant that I could really live in style

Narrator & Male Ensemble

And he did

Narrator

Joseph was an unimportant

Slave who found he liked his master

Consequently worked much harder,

Even with devotion

Potiphar could see that Joseph

Was a cut above the average

Made him leader of the household,

Maximum promotion

Narrator & Male Ensemble

Potiphar was cool and so fine

Potiphar

But my wife would never toe the line

Narrator & Male Ensemble

It’s all there in chapter thirty-nine

Of Genesis

She was beautiful but

Mrs. Potiphar

Evil

Narrator & Male Ensemble

Saw a lot of men against his will

He would have to tell her that she still

Was his

Narrator

Joseph’s looks and handsome figure

Had attracted her attention

Every morning she would beckon

Mrs. Potiphar

Come and lie with me love

Narrator

Joseph wanted to resist her,

Till one day she proved too eager

Joseph cried in vain

Joseph
Please stop
I don’t believe in free love

Narrator
Potiphar was counting sheckels
In his den below the bedroom
When he heard a mighty rumpus
Clattering above him

Suddenly he knew his riches

Couldn’t buy him what he wanted
Gold would never make him happy
If she didn’t love him

Narrator, Ensemble & Children

Letting out a mighty roar

Potiphar burst through the door Potiphar

Joseph, I’ll see you rot in jail

The things you have done are beyond the pale

Narrator, Ensemble & Children

Poor poor Joseph, locked up in a cell

Things ain’t going well, hey, locked up in a cell

Poor poor Joseph, locked up in a cell

Things ain’t going well, hey, locked up in a cell

Locked up in a cell

CLOSE EVERY DOOR

Joseph

Close every door to me,

Hide all the world from me

Bar all the windows

And shut out the light

Do what you want with me,

Hate me and laugh at me

Darken my daytime

And torture my night

If my life were important I

Would ask will I live or die

But I know the answers lie

Far from this world

Close every door to me,

Keep those I love from me

Children of Israel

Are never alone

For I know I shall find

My own piece of mind

For I have been promised

A land of my own

Children

Close every door to me,

Hide all the world from me

Bar all the windows

And shut out the light

Joseph

Just give me a number

Instead of my name

Forget all about me

And let me decay

I do not matter,

I’m only one person

Destroy me completely

Then throw me away

If my life were important I

Would ask will I live or die

But I know the answers lie

Far from this world

Joseph,

Close every door to me,

Ensemble & Children

Keep those I love from me

Children of Israel

Are never alone

For we know we shall find

Our own piece of mind

For we have been promised

A land of our own

GO, GO, GO JOSEPH

Narrator
Joseph’s luck was really out,
His spirit and his fortune low
Alone he sat, alone he thought
Of happy times he used to know

First Man
Hey dreamer, don’t be so upset

Second Man
Hey Joseph, you’re not beaten yet

Narrator & Ensemble

Go, go , go Joseph you know what they say

Hang on now Joseph you’ll make it some day

Don’t give up Joseph fight till you drop

We’ve read the book and you come out on top

Narrator

Now into Joseph’s prison cell

Were flung two very frightened men

Baker & Butler

We don’t think that we will ever

See the light of day again

Hey Joseph, help us if you can

We’ve had dreams that we don’t understand

Narrator & Ensemble

Both men were servants of Pharaoh the King

Both in the doghouse for doing their thing

Narrator

One was a baker, a cook in his prime

One was a butler, the Jeeves of his time Joseph

Tell me of your dreams my friends,

And I will tell you what they show

Though I can not guarantee

To get it right, I’ll have a go

Narrator

First the butler, trembling took the floor

Nervously he spoke of what he saw Butler

There I was standing in front of a vine

I picked some grapes and crushed them to wine

I gave some to Pharaoh who drank from my cup

I tried to interpret but I had to give up

Joseph

You will soon be free, my friend,

So do not worry any more

The king will let you out of here,

You’ll buttle as you did before

Narrator

Next the baker rose to tell his dream

Hoping it would have a similar theme

Baker

There I was standing with baskets of bread

High in the sky I saw birds overhead

Who flew to my baskets and ate every slice

Give me the message – like his would be nice Joseph

Sad to say your dream is not

The kind of dream I’d like to get

Pharaoh has it in for you,

Your execution date is set

Don’t rely on all I said I saw

It’s just that I have not been wrong before Ensemble

Go, go, go Joseph you know what they say

Hang on now Joseph you’ll make it some day

Sha la la Joseph you’re doing fine

You and your dreamcoat ahead of your time

Go, go, go Joseph you know what they say

Hang on now Joseph you’ll make it some day

Sha la la Joseph you’re doing fine

You and your dreamcoat ahead of your time

Go, go, go, go

Go, go, go, go

Go, go, go, go

Go, go, go, go

Go, go, go, go

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go

Joseph you know what they say

Hang on now Joseph you’ll make it some day

Sha la la Joseph you’re doing fine

You and your dreamcoat ahead of your time

Go, go, go Joseph you know what they say

Hang on now Joseph you’ll make it some day

Sha la la Joseph you’re doing fine

You and your dreamcoat ahead of your time

Narrator

Ahead of your time

Joseph

Ahead of my time

Narrator

Ahead of your time

Joseph

Ahead of my

All

Time

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